A poop that is way too slimy, and takes unreasonable amounts of toilet paper to wipe away, while never feeling completely cleaned.
"Why have you been in the bathroom for 6 hours"
"Oh, man I just took a huge Ted Cruz. I've been sitting there trying to wipe it away."
"Oh, man I just took a huge Ted Cruz. I've been sitting there trying to wipe it away."
by racmETrIUsErANCrAltiC March 08, 2016
by Bowmen_19 April 21, 2016
Man#1-Man ted Cruz is such a idiot why isn't he kicked out of the government ? Man#2-lol have you seen trump and spicer? Man#3-Man how this country has fallen.
by dvkjkfobnf May 08, 2017
the state of being completely inebriated or drunk, under the influence of juice.Being intoxicated to the point of blacking out or passing out
by bootychatter November 28, 2007
Ted the caver is a fictional story written by a man named Ted.
Ted the caver's website consists of many journals kept by Ted who later recalls his events in the strange cave and talks about his feelings at that moment.
This story is meant to scare individuals.
Ted the caver's website consists of many journals kept by Ted who later recalls his events in the strange cave and talks about his feelings at that moment.
This story is meant to scare individuals.
by Caver Boy November 10, 2007