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teetsj

A word when swearing with no meaning at all. Just a nice word to say.. means something like fuck this, damnit
Damn, teetsj!
by Von Zebon July 21, 2014
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teets

Masturbation/Masturbating.. a shortening of the Maori word 4 masturbation Te Toi
Originates from Rotorua Boys high school (raukura) wher it is a popular saying/catch-phrase amongst Shane, Api, Peter and especially Taupunga who some say is the founder of the teets phenomenon
Taupunga went off to the toilets for a teets
by tomraukura April 2, 2007
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Tents

An interjection to let the receiver know they are making the speaker pitch a tent.

The exclamation can be gender neutral and may be used by either sex due to the covert nature in which it is employed.

Common usage is found among co-ed camping trips of youth attempting to conceal their true intentions from eavesdropping adults through subverting camping-associated terminology.
Tents!
by Benejeseret May 31, 2009
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tetsu-schmidt

A large poo.
A Japanese/German hybrid celebrating both cultures love of defecation videos.
I wouldn't go in there, the smell from that steveadore's tetsu-schmidt is unreal.
by specialj June 5, 2005
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O.C.D. texts

O.C.D.-Obssessive Compulsive Disorder
Texts-messages received by a mobile device sent by another mobile device.

An O.C.D. text is when you constantly check your mobile device to see if you have a new text message but you still dont have any new texts. Sometimes the phone is checked multiple times within seconds and there are still no new texts.
Little Jonny: I just responded to Sally. Let me see if she texted back yet. Nope not yet.

5 seconds later: let me check again. nope not yet.

5 seconds later: let me check again. nope not yet.

5 seconds later: let me check again. nope not yet.

Little Timmy: Stop checking your O.C.D. texts.
by ballerboy[07]94 March 2, 2011
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TMBTS

Kid: "WATCH OUT, THAT'S TMBTS!"
by Lunarti April 26, 2020
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Tets

Tets has 4 different meanings.
1. Tets is test but misspelled. (ex. "I have a tets today..)
2. Tets is a word for tits. (ex. "can i feel your tets?)
3. Tets is a word for drugs (ex. "dont do tets.")
4. Tets is a word for JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (ex. "Hey, do you watch tets?")
Hey, do you watch, do, have, or want tets? (using every meaning)
by tetsgirl September 9, 2020
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