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Target Hopping 

Like island hopping, going on a single excursion for the sole purpose of going from one Target to another until all necessary items are obtained.
Shannon: Where are you?
Olivia: Dad and I are Target Hopping.

Olivia: We need supplies for our Physics project.
Shannon: Let's go Target Hopping!
Target Hopping by Ladybug25 September 14, 2010

Target Disease

The feeling of having absolutely no energy accompanied by hysterical laughter that usually happens when you smell the metallic popcorn scent that Target stores pump into the air.
Man, I have total Target Disease. I feel like laying down in the parking lot.

Target feet 

Like Wal-Mart feet, but slightly less dirty.
Target feet by TheAdmiral9 July 25, 2014

Target Cafe 

A place inside Target Stores where people with manners of a slopped hogs go to order and eat food.Then after eating mess is just left behind,including food that Target does not sell.Shopping carts are used to block entire isles of tables so other Target Guests cannot get in or out of them.Children of Target Guests are allowed to scream and throw food,and also given permission to run their greasy fingers all over the windows.Over filled Icee drinks litter the countertops and floors
That Target Cafe looks like a fraternity food fight happened in there!It's so [Targhetto!
Target Cafe by chmpbmxgirl May 30, 2015

target on your back 

When you are a mark named Mark and are either walking or standing still and a target or green light and red scope are behind you and on your back.
You did the right thing and walked away, but you should know there is a target on your back now.

Watch your six when you can't be my nine.

target whore 

A person who shops excessantly at Target. Thinks about Target every day and dreams about Target every night. Is obsessed with the color red....even though its ugly
Also known as the one and only Joanna....
target whore by bob April 25, 2005