toaster 

you put the bread in it

I put bread in toaster

toaster by My name uhhhhh my name is uhhh January 19, 2024

Toaster 

Something, normally an electronic device, that runs slowly and heats up. It gets warm enough where you can toast bread on it.

Friend: *Sends video*
Verd: Sorry could you send me that video over email? My toaster phone can only view videos in 2 pixel quality.

Toaster by Radiotrophic Gint April 30, 2024

Toaster 

Delicious way to unalive oneself.

" OH man, I am so hungry, I'm gonna take a toaster bath"

Toaster by Toaster bath enjoyer December 2, 2024

Toaster 

Nigger

That man is a toaster

Toaster by Bigblackguy23 March 9, 2025

toaster 

a shit thing that never fucking works

why the fuck do you have a toaster

toaster by the dude who made toasters March 10, 2025

toaster bath 

The act of committing suicide by electricuting yourself from using a toaster (or other household electrical device) whilst in the bath.

I'm so depressed I have an overwhelming desire to have a toaster bath

toaster bath by Nikolai Zherkezhi April 18, 2007

toaster ass 

When someone's ass is so flat and shapeless, that it has the boxed, flat, dull appearance of a toaster.

Guy 1: That girl's ass is so lame...
Guy 2: Yeah, she's got a toaster ass!

toaster ass by Naws!!! June 7, 2016