wet t-shirt contest 

Event in which young ladies, one or two of whom are moderately attractive, bare their breasts and bottoms and simulate intercourse for the pleasure of a few dozen to a few dozens drunken rednecks. Frequently regretted by the particpants when their perverse fathers happen across pictures of his baby girl's soaked funbags on www.soyouwishyoucouldfuckacollegegirl.com. Participation in one of these events indicates a future spent in a home that is parked rather than built.

Age 19: I totally fucking shoulda won that wet t-shirt contest last night.

Age 35: Sweetie, help mommy find her G-string and stilletto heels. I'm late for work.

wet t-shirt contest by Goatlick April 26, 2003

tennessee t-shirt 

not to be confused with the cleveland shower. This entails in the event or act of performing a cleveland shower upon your next of kin (the executor must be from the state of tennessee)the architect of the t-shirt sprays butt mud over the beneficiery, the beneficiery then begins to smear the fecal matter in the shape of a cut off t-shirt over their upper torso. The architect follows up by singing "rocky top" (the tennessee vols fight song) as loud as they can while stamping a "T" (similar to a mushroom print) upon the chest of the beneficiery with their genetalia.

"So there I was at the family reunion in Johnson City... immediately following the potato sack race we heard Cousin Steve singing the UT Fight Song and realized he was giving Aunt Sue a Tennessee T-shirt."

tennessee t-shirt by Big Priddy May 6, 2008

Wet T-shirt contest 

A contest that young women wear white or light- colored T-shirts without anything underneath and get sprayed on their chest with water making their T-shirts see-through and nipples visible.

Girl 1: Aye, have you ever won a wet T-shirt contest?
Girl 2: Yah!, it was the best thing I ever did!

Wet T-shirt contest by booboobearlalalaaa January 24, 2014

wet t-shirt contest 

one of the best things you can get for free - young, barely legal girls (usually) wear thin wifebeaters and get drenched in cold, cold water. usually helped with large buckets or hoses.

tits

wet t-shirt contest by hitler July 8, 2003

got the t-shirt 

been there, done that, got the T-shirt to prove it.

So y'all getting married? ... naw, been there, done that, got the T-shirt to prove it.

got the t-shirt by bettypturner November 7, 2013

Northeastern Wet T-Shirt 

The sexual act of removing a man or woman's shirt and inserting completely into their rectum. After complete insertion, the t-shirt is removed and worn by the person voted to receive the ejaculatory reward.

-I was going to wear that Justin Bieber t-shirt Chase got me, but he never gave it back after last night's Northeastern Wet T-shirt surprise move in bed.
-Oh that sucks, I love that shirt.

Northeastern Wet T-Shirt by Cheesy D March 14, 2011

Casey and Eth's T-Shirt Company 

A top quality Canadian designer brand. It's rumored they produce only 50 t-shirts a day which would explain the well-rounded price of them. One shirt can go for hundreds of dollars online.

I just copped a new Casey and Eth's t-shirt from Casey and Eth's T-Shirt Company.

Casey and Eth's T-Shirt Company by LizardLosier November 16, 2017