shmeegal

a funny thing to say when theres nothing to say. a good thing to say when theres akward silences.

Johnny:SHMEEGAL, SHMEEGALLY SHMEEG!
Laura: Dosnt matter, dosnt matter

by Chexican1234 September 13, 2009

Sameem

A little bitch. All they do is hide behind a computer screen and says all the shit they want but won't say it to your face. All bark but no bite. They are weak as hell. Never does anything expect sleep, eat and game (yes, that means no showering). They never change clothes, they will wear the same pair for over a month or maybe even more. They only play League of Legends (fits because they are so toxic). They always want to start something, they will try to but when they get called out for it, it "suddenly" wasn't what they intended. The only thing they are good at is feeding off of is people's sympathy. Instead of working on they faults, they will blame everyone else and continue to believe they did nothing wrong and that they are in the right. They are only in a friend group to fill space, they are better off not in the group to being with. They are HUGE flakers, they will flake any chance they get. They are basically toxic, horrible people.

BEWARE, THEY WILL WASTE YOUR TIME

Person A: "I am gonna go play with Sameem tonight."
Person B: "Don't do it man, he is gonna flake or be a toxic ass teammate. Plus, he is shit at any game he plays."

by NotoriousG July 11, 2020

Sameed

The hardest guy in brum.I wouldn't beef him EVER and don't think he's quiet because he don't talk.He also has a lot of respect for girls and would never hit a girl he's asian but black from the waist below(he has a big nigga dick)he can also be a dickhead sometimes because he'll get your girl in his dms and fuck her that same day.

"Yes yes sameed"

by Suck your nans left toe June 14, 2017

shmeet

an adjective that describes something as being extra small

His shirt was extra shmeet.

by Cornelius Hubbard Jr. June 30, 2008

shmeeps

Shmeeps is an outer body experience and when you feel one coming on (you'll know when) you must express it by announcing "shmeeps" in any tone and dialect you feel is appropriate for the situation you are in.

If you are having a long day you would shmeep, while accentuating the "eeeeps" part. ex; "shmeeeeeeeeeeeps"

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If you are scared you can say "ah shmeeps" quickly

by shmeeps. August 14, 2010

sameem

a mad hot cutie who religiously follows cool blogs, has an amazingly versatile voice, and makes awesome indie music.

I was stalking that guy the other day and after reading the gizmodo articles he posted and listening to saviour on his myspace, I couldn't help thinking out loud 'damn he's such a sameem'!

by ugh203 February 7, 2010

shmeegle

a name given to those whom one cares about. usually said when a person does not respond to their actual name.

holly: hannah look at this, its so radical!!!
hannah: ::silence::
holly: SHMEEGLE look at this its SO RADDDICALL!!
hannah: WOAH YEAH IT IS!

by Shmeeeeeegle May 7, 2007