A mispronunciation of the phrase "c'mon" originated by Michael Jackson in the song "Bad" and referenced in the Ben Folds' song "Rockin' the Suburbs".
Because Im bad, Im bad-sham on
(bad bad-really, really bad)
You know Im bad, Im bad-you know it
(bad bad-really, really bad)
(bad bad-really, really bad)
You know Im bad, Im bad-you know it
(bad bad-really, really bad)
by labelmonkey July 14, 2006
Get the sham on mug.New and improved Ro Sham Bo. It is a professional game designed to where the games can not be "set up" or involve cheating or degrees of unfairness.
The main reason pertains to the degree of unfairness. In Standard RSB two males kick each other in the nuts until there is only one left standing and he is the winner.
However, if one man has stronger legs than the other man, the man with stronger legs is given the advantage. Up to date this method is largely becoming illegalized and has been upgraded for the new and improved "Professional Ro Sham Bo".
(Although "Standard RSB may still sometimes be played for fun.)
In Professional RSB there is normally money or spoils at stake. Therefore Professional RSB is often mandated. Also any opponent may at anytime call out for Professional RSB and if so, must be enacted.
Rule #1) In Professional RSB also known (as Third Party Ro Sham Bo), one or more unbiased kickers must be nominated. If a biased kicker is nominated towards one of the opponents than yet another kicker must be added of equal bias to the other opponent.
The kicker must kick each opponent than step back and let the other kicker proceed for their round. And on and on in this fashion.
Rule#2) BOTH opponents must wear speedos. This is to ensure to the video taped audience/judges/spectators that there is no wearing of "cups".
Rule#3) An unbiased referee must be present to nominate kicker/kickers who must be of equal bias towards both opponents. The ref will call out the nature of the spoils, (normally money from the spectators but not always)
Rule#4) GIRLIE KICKS ARE STRICTLY PROHIBITED!
The main reason pertains to the degree of unfairness. In Standard RSB two males kick each other in the nuts until there is only one left standing and he is the winner.
However, if one man has stronger legs than the other man, the man with stronger legs is given the advantage. Up to date this method is largely becoming illegalized and has been upgraded for the new and improved "Professional Ro Sham Bo".
(Although "Standard RSB may still sometimes be played for fun.)
In Professional RSB there is normally money or spoils at stake. Therefore Professional RSB is often mandated. Also any opponent may at anytime call out for Professional RSB and if so, must be enacted.
Rule #1) In Professional RSB also known (as Third Party Ro Sham Bo), one or more unbiased kickers must be nominated. If a biased kicker is nominated towards one of the opponents than yet another kicker must be added of equal bias to the other opponent.
The kicker must kick each opponent than step back and let the other kicker proceed for their round. And on and on in this fashion.
Rule#2) BOTH opponents must wear speedos. This is to ensure to the video taped audience/judges/spectators that there is no wearing of "cups".
Rule#3) An unbiased referee must be present to nominate kicker/kickers who must be of equal bias towards both opponents. The ref will call out the nature of the spoils, (normally money from the spectators but not always)
Rule#4) GIRLIE KICKS ARE STRICTLY PROHIBITED!
"Hey John, I'll Ro Sham Bo you for 50 bucks. There's ten people in the room and Dean said they'd all throw in $5 to watch. Dean called out that he's Ref."
"Fuck you! I'll play you but Dean's not going to be Ref, anyone but him, I don't trust you two. And we're playing Professional Ro Sham Bo or I'm out."
"Your on! Jenny's Ref then."
"Fine, Jenny, who are you nominating as Kicker?"
"I am nominating BOTH Lisa and Carrie as kickers."
"Fuck you! I'll play you but Dean's not going to be Ref, anyone but him, I don't trust you two. And we're playing Professional Ro Sham Bo or I'm out."
"Your on! Jenny's Ref then."
"Fine, Jenny, who are you nominating as Kicker?"
"I am nominating BOTH Lisa and Carrie as kickers."
by RSB Master December 18, 2007
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A simple game, which can be enjoyed by children of all ages. Despite protests by feminist groups, this game has yet to accept women players.
Rules:
Step 1 - select who plays first. This is critical to the success of the game, as first-mover advantage is key. Any method which both players agree on can be used, eg coin toss.
Step 2. Player one kicks player two as hard as possible in the nuts.
Step 3. Player two, if able, kicks player one as hard as possible in the nuts.
Game ends.
Rules:
Step 1 - select who plays first. This is critical to the success of the game, as first-mover advantage is key. Any method which both players agree on can be used, eg coin toss.
Step 2. Player one kicks player two as hard as possible in the nuts.
Step 3. Player two, if able, kicks player one as hard as possible in the nuts.
Game ends.
by Butchos December 27, 2008
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2.A person who knows how to "get around" in bed.
3.A sex god
2.A person who knows how to "get around" in bed.
3.A sex god
1."My boyfriend is a shaman of sexy."
2."Last night he showed me that he as the true shaman of sexy."
2."Last night he showed me that he as the true shaman of sexy."
by disturbedwwe June 17, 2008
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the Poetz Crew and OSS has the ill sham shack.
Lackadaddy and MC Felonious record at the best sham shack out there.
Lackadaddy and MC Felonious record at the best sham shack out there.
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