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quite possibly the finest machine on earth ever created before mailbot.
operators are known to burn out clutch related items while listening to old music. each unit is equipped with coffee holders to transport various liquids. Vehicle is know to allow foreign objects to enter interior thru sunroofs.
Noid - opening the sunroof
C - jerkin *tosses paper*
fug - subaru!
by foug January 12, 2005
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Subaru

The vehicle of choice for the modern day hippie. Drivers of said cars have noticeable characteristics such as driving 10 mph under the speed limit, swerving all over their lane; because lack of driving skill and cutting you off while changing lanes.

But Subarus aren't limited just to hippies, you will also find a large number of cocky douche bags drive this. Characteristics of these drivers is actually thinking they matter. Its cute at first, seeing them think that their car is fast but can be rather annoying after you see it a second time. Bless their little heart.
Dumbass Subaru driver: My car go fast it has awd and windows
Knowledgeable American car driver: Cool story bro
Dumbass Subaru driver: *throws hissy fit*
by magic8ball88 August 28, 2010
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subaru forester

a car that is typically driven by lesbians
a subaru forester is a lesbain car.
by pixiedust69 June 28, 2017
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Subaru Telescope

Subaru is an 8.2 meter (27.06 foot) optical-infrared telescope located at the summit of Maun Kea in Hawaii. It is operated by the National Astronomical Observatory of Japan (NAOJ). On the internet, visit www.naoj.org for more information.
The Subaru Telescope is one of the largest telescopes ever built.
by wichita July 3, 2006
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Wilkins Hyundai and Subaru

To break into a Hyundai and have a onenight stand there, and before you're done, leave the car, find a Subaru, break into it, and finish having sex in it. During this, you must only call the girl or guy by the name of Wilkins. Singing the Family Guy song during the process is also acceptable.
Hey dude man bro, how was your weekend?
It was epic, I did a 'Wilkins Hyundai and Subaru' on saturday!
by skoleost November 23, 2011
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Subaru Forester

A fine automobile known to blow headgaskets once a year, costing the owner a fortune.
The Subaru Forester's temperature gauge is in the red again..
by pimpshosandtricks November 23, 2018
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subaru driver

a lesbian.

Subaru's early 90's campaign slogan "It's Not A Choice, It's The Way We're Built," was specifically targeted towards the U.S. gay community. Subaru has been so successful at attracting gay customers that some drivers consider themselves members of a "club," in which fellow Subaru owners share an implied message behind their cars' brand.

For several years, Subaru advertising has targeted gays, partially through its support of the Rainbow Card program, a Visa card that generates money to support AIDS research and other gay-related causes.
"So I was at the cafe down the street and in walk these two women, they wouldn't give me the time of day -- Definitely Subaru Drivers."
by brucewayne March 18, 2005
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