subaru

A car maker that wishes it wish's it was Mitsubishi

Makes the famed Imprezza STi, a car similar to the Mitsubishi Lancer EVO Series but just can't seem to match it

The top range of one of the series shares it's intials with the term, Sexually Transmitted Infection. Random Fluke? I think not!

Moron: Dude, my new subaru Imprezza would kick the ass of any car on the road

Intelligent person: not really, its no Evo

by Tom ! July 5, 2006

subaru wrx

Known not to run. Weak transmissions. Catch fire easily.

My Subaru WRX loves its jackstands.

by KjpRoesky April 19, 2008

dirty subaru

A famous sex position

When Brittney introduced Dave to the Pacific Northwest, showering wasn't enough to clean away the aftermath of the dirty subaru.

by deepeezee July 8, 2017

Subaru impreza

Crap. Period. Unless... well actually no, there is no unless.

Hey look at Steve's crappy Subaru Impreza!
Yeah dood its sweet cuz it has a pink emblem on it!

by JP-illo March 13, 2008

Subhuman

Having to carry something for your mommy when the people who usually do it are not there makes you feel subhuman, almost sub serviant, at least that's what you claim to feel like around people you might end up lifting a finger to do something for.

The girl felt so subhuman when she did a few household tasks. Like Cinderella, she wanted to live the good life, not spend life doing the mundane shit most other people are doing for no money to maintain their residence.

by Solid Mantis February 7, 2018

Subaru

A Japanese car company that “car guy” 10-12 year olds worship. Mainly AWD sedans and wagons. Owners tend to have a vape on hand or something to quickly fix a head gasket.

See that guy vaping over there he must own a Subaru

by Bappo.best.racco November 24, 2018

Subaru WRX

A car that comes no where close to the sheer chadness of the Mitsubishi Evolution

-Pathetic subaru wrx onwer: that evo just gapped me!

by BonkersBoi January 22, 2022