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First Stupidity

On YouTube, it's the pointless race and subsequent claiming of first comment of a particular video, especially one on a heavily-subscribed channel which would result in masses of people watching as soon the video is posted. Ironically, the user who childishly claims first comment as though they won the lottery is often given a very negative rating and a harsh response from more rational viewers due to the fact that noone truly cares about who has the first comment.
A classic example of First Stupidity, as taken from an actual video comments page, minus real usernames.

<Tuber1> first (-6 rating)
<Tuber2> who gives a shit you dumbass
<Tuber1> you can rate this down all you want, but i still got first lololololololol (-13 rating)
<Tuber3> and your a dumb faggot who spends all his time just saying first get a life junior
<Tuber1> FIRST!! LOLOLOLOLOLOOOLOLOLOLOL

Really makes you wonder...
by Whom it doesn't concern September 8, 2009
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Stupidity is a genetic tendancy to try anything, it is most common in males ( 28%). In pre-history it increased the survival fitness of the group if a minority of males were oblivious to danger. Many of the dangers of the pre-historic world could not have been dealt with by sensible females, sensible females also stumble onto fewer discoveries or inventions (good or bad).

The gene for stupidity survives because it benefits the group, while the individual with it usually dies early, the gene is passed on.

Humanity is presently the dominant species on earth solely because we are the most stupid species, not because we are the most sensible, it is a strategy that only offers short term victory, as we randomly destroy the planet we will wipe ourselves out in an evolutionarily short time span.
Einstein, universally celebrated as a genius, yet a genius can still be stupid, he was responisible for the greatest stupidity in history, the Atomic Bomb.
by locklov August 22, 2009
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sitting at the computer all day looking up words on Urbandictionary.com
person 1: dude i was up all night looking up words on urbandictionary.

person 2: wow u suffer from an extreme case of stupidity.
by portiakf October 30, 2008
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Stupidity Advisor

A hired bodyguard who follows a celebrity around in their likely travels and advises against doing anything inappropriate that the media would eat up and ruin the celebrity's image/occupation/life. This can include things like Drunk driving, bong- hitting, girl- raping, and the like. They have also been known to carry weapons utilize violence on the media as a final resort
Paris Hilton went to jail because she didn't have a Stupidity Advisor. Same with Britney Spears, except she would go to jail for marrying K- Fed.
by BLINDPARAPLEGICS, MOBILIZE January 2, 2008
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Ms. Hoggard is the definition of an imbecile and has insane stupidity.
by TeresiaJames October 27, 2014
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Ali ,Sagar ,scott , and most of the students at port moody secondary school.
Ali, Sagar and scott suffer from stupidity
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STUPIDICITY

What Stupidissives practice: e.g., ‘God is a white racist.’
Obama exhibited a high level of STUPIDICITY when he said that if he had a son he would look like Travon.
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