stroking the puppy

homosexual sex act, the two butt cheeks being the puppy, the insertion of the penis into the rectum, missionary is stroking.

a"I heard john's classical overture last knight"
b"oh really, and did it please you"
a"for a moment, although most of the fingering sounded as if he'd been stroking the puppy"
b"sticky fingers"
a"indeed"

by Phil Anthropy February 19, 2009

stroking the gnar

when a man jacks off

After going to that party with all those girls, I couldn't help from stroking the gnar

by Christian Jesus Thomas November 17, 2006

strogging

Jogging while pushing a stroller with one or more kids.

I went strogging with my kid because it was a super nice day and, frankly, I need the exercise.

by somedadwithakid February 24, 2013

Strooping

Strooping usually occurs when a group of friends go out for a drink.
The unfortunate person whom leaves there glass unatended gets a penis dipped in it.
stroopers are local to wick (scotland)
and can some times be wose than spiking of a drink

person 1: hey im going to the lavatory safe guard my drink
person 2: ignores
strooper: sticks penis in drink*
person 1: thanks for looking after my drink dude
Drinks strooped drink*
there fore the action of Strooping

by captain stroop May 12, 2008

stroaping off

masturbating in the shower using soap or shampoo as a lubricant

i was stroaping off in the shower this morning and came all over my wall

by coffeeandporn March 8, 2009

Strolling for a Dove

According to youtubes, Jiggabojones, this means you are looking for a $20.00 bag of crack.

The crackhead was strolling for a dove last night.

by bojacksonfreak1 December 28, 2009

Stroking the Judy

Stroking the Judy: when a man displays overt affection toward a women to mask his latent homosexuality

"Dude, did you see that guy everyone thinks is gay stroking the Judy in the bar the other night" or "That poor pathetic girl has no idea that guy is gay and he's just stroking the Judy" or "does his boyfriend get jealous when he strokes the judy?"

by Joel A. Porter January 15, 2010