throat stretch

A term used to describe oral sex given to a male.

I met this girl, took her home and made that Throat Stretch.

by Big C in FW March 9, 2016

orgasmic stretch

When you stretch and you feel a strong sexual pleasure

"I was playing Call of Duty for 5 hours straight, standing up incited an orgasmic stretch."

by IdaIrishMan June 25, 2017

Horny Stretch

When you stretch really far and it starts to feel really good in your crotch

Man i'm going to horny stretch, it's gonna feel so good

by The Geek Who Dies Badest September 12, 2019

2x4 stretcher

A fictional piece of construction equipment that bosses make their greenhorns search for until they wise up and realize he/she is full of shit.

Johnny, will you go to the truck and grab the 2x4 stretcher?

by SPAD54 November 18, 2019

Stretching Neck

An intense deep throat blow job.

Yo, that girl is known for stretching neck,be careful, you might fall in love.

by Daikaiju February 22, 2015

bacon stretcher

An object that can be lobbed in to the category that the "Left Handed Smoke Shifter" resides in. The joke is commonly used on members of a younger group who have not heard of it before- "Hey, can you go get the bacon stretcher?". The the other members would then watch as the person would actually try to find it.

"Hey Little Jhonny, can you go bring me the bacon stretcher?"

by xkruthlieuarhgoiqent4c September 18, 2017

Anal stretching cream

Anal stretching cream is a cream that you rub on your asshole to stretch or enlarge the beautiful hole that you have.

Jeff: Yo have you used the new anal stretching cream I heard it's the best out there.
Bobby: Yeah man it's so good my asshole is so stretched i love it.

by yayacurrypig November 24, 2019