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Z-stitch

The best rapper in the universe. Responsible for killing Tupac, Biggie, Jah, Kurt Cobain and Lil Peep due to his superior rap skills. Well known for writing disstracks on anyone who has wronged him.
Person 1: Oh did you hear about God?
Person 2: Did you mean Z-stitch?
Person 1: Oh yeah of course, I wanna suck his dick!
Person 2: I heard he has a small dick tho...
by Gay4Z-stitch October 18, 2019
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modesty stitch

A stitch put in low cut tops, dresses and jumpsuits that pulls the neckline in over the chest together so less cleavage / décolletage is shown.
"I love this new dress but it's very low cut. I think I need to put a modesty stitch in it."
by whyisthismyname March 23, 2019
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Grandfather Stitch

The extra stitch added to episiotomy (taint) sutures to make the vagina just a little bit tighter after child birth.
“You need to ask the doctor to give her a grandfather stitch to return that cooch to factory-new condition.”
by steve-o-reno September 5, 2010
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stitch

derrogatory

Publicly acceptable statement referring to a "stupid bitch"

"st" from stupid combined with "itch" from bitch
In front of his boss, Johnny said to Jane, "Can you believe that stitch?" while working as a waiter for a local restaurant.
by zachary March 13, 2005
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Stitch

n. Abbr. Scot. Stich

A problem, usually associated with a customer or colleague.
"Can you deal with this stitch?"

"You stiched me up you bastard!"
by Machtzu October 18, 2004
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stitch bitch

A woman who a person sleeps with, purely because she provides them with expensive clothing. A stitch bitch is the female version of a thread daddy.
I'd like to see other people, but I've got my eye on a new Armani suit. If I ditch my stitch bitch now, I'll never be able to afford them until the end of season sale.
by aquietword October 12, 2011
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