steamboat salad

You shit on a girls stomach and upside down fuck her tits so you cum in the shit with great precision. You pick it up with your dick and put it in a blender. (Don't put your dick in the blender) blend your wonderful mixture and lather your hoe and fuck day ass with your shit filled shlong.

Once upon a time I took your mom to dinner and steamboat salad your mom

by miles davis5678485 February 14, 2014

Backyard steamboat

While wearing a turtleneck shirt/sweater that is tucked into your pants, you fart. The gas then travels up the shirt/sweater and out the turtleneck.

Did your face just shit itself, or did you backyard steamboat?

by Walk DMC January 26, 2017

Carolina Steamboat Repo

Whilst fucking her in the ass, you take a hit of the cigarette you’ve been smoking, spread her ass cheeks, blow into asshole and you wait for her to fart it back out into your mouth.

I hit her with that Carolina Steamboat Repo last night.

She said her ass hasn’t burnt that bad since Tyrell came through with another classic Carolina Steamboat Repo.

by Hotboy_666 March 3, 2018

Smithsonian Steamboat

Smithsonian Steamboat is a term used when an older lady smokes a cigar or vape with her vaginal canal then another person pulls the smoke out of her vagina with there mouths and blows it back into the older lady's mouth.

Crum: WHO WANTS A SMITHSONIAN STEAMBOAT

*The people at the retirment home look at him confused*

Crum then proceeds to give everyone a Smithsonian Steamboat

Everyone wins

by BlowMo2ndCusion December 11, 2024

Steamboat Road

A street in Great Neck inhabited by Lubias, no matter their ethnicity or racial background.

Walking on Steamboat Road on a Saturday Morning is surely an event. One minute you hear the drama coming from some house inhabited by 10 undocumented families and the next you see the largest congregations of tax exemption and Magaism in America.

by Goatsecx luver November 12, 2025

Sapphic steamboat

It’s that one thing where you do a dab and then before yo exhale you motor boat a giant Pair of lesbian breasts

Damn, I totally gave her the Sapphic steamboat last night and then we fucked all night long.

by Boopbeepooop April 30, 2023

Steamboat Willie

When a sex partner defecates on your penis and quickly pours ice cold water on it to create steam.

Man, she shit on my dick and then poured ice water on it. Talk about a real steamboat willie!

by Surrealhero1979 January 4, 2024