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static

to be or to appear very attractive and stiffy
damn that girl over there is looking mad static
by floppy slippers June 23, 2016
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elbotic static

Elbotic static is a term given to the spontaneous combustion of one's outerwear in the elbow region of the arm sleeve usually brought on with little to no notice by a sudden pressure drop at the fabric's surface.

Studies have shown that this condition is more prevalent in cotton materials
His elbow ignited on fire due to elbotic static
by Rugulators,SukButt December 7, 2022
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Static

Having beef with someone
1. You want static
2. If you want static come shoot it
by Zooooted September 11, 2020
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static-stochastic

Proposal that causation is a momentum and not a force.

Furthermore that causation is not evenly distributed.
Static-stochastics says that causation is not a force, some correlations are more causative than other correlations, and that causation is actually a momentum
by fightfacilities November 5, 2020
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Static Bulk

When gym bros past their prime overeat without exercising but still claim they’re “bulking.” A common cope for lack of discipline in training and dieting, leading to cognitive dissonance about their growing waistline instead of muscle.
Bro swears he’s bulking, but it’s just a static bulk—all calories, no gains.
by Adonis Broseidon February 14, 2025
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Staticing

The point when you are so drunk or high, when you look at a blank space and see static as if you were looking at an old tv that you had to slap every 5 minutes,
Dude. Im staticing man, I need to pass out.
by Drunkaholic August 12, 2012
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