"Static company" refers to a person who, over time, has distanced themselves emotionally, growing apart and becoming as predictable and commonplace as anyone else
by moekadem February 20, 2024
Get the static companymug. by Vroonie April 28, 2023
Get the static partymug. When about to engage in anal sex - preferably in the standing or kneeling position, one person rubs his feet on the carpet to gather some static electricity.
When the physical contact is made onto the anus, there will be the initial shock of penetration AND an electrical shock from the static electricity.
When the physical contact is made onto the anus, there will be the initial shock of penetration AND an electrical shock from the static electricity.
Anita: I'm gonna do anal tonight with my boyfriend
Jennifer: Make sure you're not on the carpet when you do it or else you'll get static hoop.
Jennifer: Make sure you're not on the carpet when you do it or else you'll get static hoop.
by betsandbits February 19, 2012
Get the static hoopmug. by 83Wayz December 28, 2024
Get the Jihad Staticmug. by P4K_öŘĮgïñªł July 15, 2023
Get the B.S Brown staticmug. A song that sounds really bad and staticky because of the sound card on the computer or the recording device thus making your ears bleed.
Bill: Hey did you hear John's new song?
Damon: Yeah, but I got a static ear bleed because of all the static, he really needs to get a new computer.
Damon: Yeah, but I got a static ear bleed because of all the static, he really needs to get a new computer.
by hewhosubmitsdefinitions July 20, 2009
Get the Static Ear Bleedmug. 