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Starfucks has such awful coffee! it's expensive and it tastes like sewage.
by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009
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Starbucks

chain of coffee houses serving delicious coffee and baked goods. drinks come in 3 sizes: venti, tall, & grande. founder of the frappucino.
Sarah when you go to Starbucks could you bring me back a venti Java Chip Frap?
by Morgan Alex May 4, 2006
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Starbucksing

"Dude, those people took down their Christmas decorations the day after Christmas! They're totally Starbucksing right now! SO insensitive. Damn."
by MasterofSatire January 27, 2016
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Starbucks

Starbucks is a very successful chain of coffee shops around the world. The first Starbucks was privately owned in Seattle, Washington, America and it was also named after a Moby Dick character 'Starbuck'. Starbucks created the 'Frappuchino' which is blended ice with a choice of most variety of their coffee's.

In my opinion, Starbucks is one of the best tasting coffee in the world and the best quality. Starbucks are located in most areas, like two on a street...or more... which is good because theyre easy to get when in a hurry. Starbucks coffee shops are a nice relaxed environment, great to sit and discuss things and to just have coffee and relax.

People who diss Starbucks and say they have awful coffee, which in fact it is just the persons taste in coffee. Not Starbucks. Starbucks put their time and effort into the coffee they produce to ensure it IS the best they can offer which is the best. These people who dislike them must be used to coffee shops that don't even serve coffee, probarbly just heaps of flavouring and tons of sugar and syrup. Starbucks is real coffee, so nerrr.
Larry and Pete are in a hurry to work and they are looking for a coffee shop.

Pete: We need some coffee, where can we go?
Larry (still half asleep): Huh? Oh I dunno...
Pete: How bout we go to the local diner?
Larry: Nah, thats like over the hill, its too far
Pete: Well where? Quick we need to get to work!
Larry: STARBUCKS!!!
Pete: Where?
Larry: The one on the corner!
Pete: No, hang on theres one right here
Larry: What? The one across the street?
Pete: No. The one HERE

*both walk into Starbucks*

Pete: Yay
Larry: Meh...
Larry: *takes sip from his Venti Frapp*
Larry: YEY!!!!!!!!!!! Oh hey Pete, didn't see you there!
Pete: Okay?
Larry: Mornin, I remember what I was going to do today!
Pete: Good to see you're awake!
Larry: I have my Starbucks, Pete. Of course I'm awake.

*both get to work in time, happy and with their Starbucks to get them through the day*
by Starbucksta September 22, 2006
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starbucks elbow

Phenomenon caused most notably by "venti no-whip chai" lattes. This condition causes one's elbow to remain bent as to position said latte at sternum level, presumably to reduce sip time. No known cures exist although an empty cup seems to alleviate some of the symptoms.
Person 1: "Bob Dole has a serious case of starbucks elbow. He can't even put his arm down."

Person2: "Dude, he was shot in World War II"
by Jimmy Stale January 20, 2009
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State Street Starbucks

A store of the popular Starbucks Coffee chain located on State Street in Boston, Massachusetts near the world famous Faneuil Hall Marketplace. Notorious for some of the poorest service and quality in the company; many customers are also known to be vampires, mutants, or otherwise hideously ugly.
Today I saw a dead ringer for Jabba the Hutt at the State Street Starbucks.

I sucked rusty nail through the straw of the Frappucino they served me at the State Street Starbucks.

"Yo man, I’m thinking of knocking off my girlfriend, shes a real bitch."
"No worries dude, just buy her a Frappuccino at the State Street Starbucks, she choke to deal on the glacial unground ice cubes."
by bostonbren October 18, 2006
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Starfucks

The intolerable people who frequent Starbucks! Not the normal customer or regular, this pos is over the top!
Barista over headseat: This guy said there is only 12 sugars in his tall coffee and he ordered 13. He wants a complete new batch brewed for the remake and won’t pull forward. God I hate starfucks!
by Gunslinger0351 February 3, 2019
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