The result of a man's Post-Masturbatory Reflection Period being cut brutally short (by the arrival of other people to the scene). Usually a parent returning home from work. With an extremely limited timeframe the male often has to forsake the ritual wipe up and throw his clothes back on, regardless of the huge blob of semen on his midsection - leaving a great big emergency stain on his clothes.
Probably occurs in females too, I'd feel to weird to ask them.
Probably occurs in females too, I'd feel to weird to ask them.
1.
Guy ~ "Woah, mum's home. Sorry pants, but this calls for an emergency stain"
Mum ~ "Why is there a naked lady on the computer?"
2.
Me ~ "I genuinely assume this happens to everybody"
Guy ~ "Woah, mum's home. Sorry pants, but this calls for an emergency stain"
Mum ~ "Why is there a naked lady on the computer?"
2.
Me ~ "I genuinely assume this happens to everybody"
by />/ //\/<^/\/ July 17, 2009
I had a rough day, i had bad diarrhea all day and had to crap 7 times.When i checked my underwear, it had gravy stains in it so i had to throw it out.
by adam ccc August 22, 2006
To remain as a guest.
by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003
by LC August 30, 2003
These damn tacos left my shorts dirty and now I've been having to clean my mookie stain every 5 minutes
by chuck norris 87 August 15, 2011
by BellasaurusTheJust November 24, 2018
A trail of fecal matter left in undergarments due to poor hygenical ass-wiping. Popularized by Dave Chappelle
by Cicatriz December 29, 2004