Squidward

The most MLG dank meme of 2015, 2016 and early 2017. He has a big, fat, black, juicy, rounded, throbbing nose making him the most attractive being in the universe.

OMG LOOK AT THAT GUYS NOSE HE MUST BE SQUIDWARD

by MEEEEMES March 9, 2017

Squidwerd

When a female goes to the bar; gets sloppy, blackout drunk, passes out in the bathroom, gets carried home by girlfriends, passes out in a random strangers bed, embarks on pissing in that bed, wakes up in the wee hours of the morning, takes a shit, and wipes her ass with the cardboard toilet paper roll, then before leaving; she removes the pissed soaked sheets but does not wash them.

Squidwerd Barrel any given saturday night

by TheOperation20710' May 3, 2010

The Squidward

Where you drop your balls over someones nose and let you dick hang as their nose

Guy: Hey. He passed out wanna give him the squidward?
Guy2: HELL YA THEN WE CAN TAKE A PICTURE OF IT!

by ESwagmeout! January 1, 2012

Squidward

God

...you are hearing this from an atheist.

Squidward is God.
Do not deny it. You know the truth.

Squidward is God, and Squilliam (God's highschool nemesis/powner) is the Antichrist.

by Bill (A.K.A. Scallop) February 20, 2012

Squidward

A misunderstood hexopus that only wishes to gain some respect yet nobody gives him any not even from the fandom could be a very sweet kind and caring person deep down UuU (except for the person who wrote this)

Squidward: CANT I GET THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF RESPECT?!
most of the fandom: No!

by True squidward fan #1 October 19, 2017

Squidward

Someone who is grumpy all the time, a real stick in the mud. Someone who is tired of life and hates people, more notably, people who work at retail stores that have cash registers.

They usually scan your items as fast as they can with a crude face and don’t bother to greet you. If you see a guy who acts rude and handles your groceries wrong, he’s most likely a Squidward

A Squidward can also mean someone who’s very rude, very stale and doesn’t give a fuck

Joe: hey that one guy just bumped into me and didnt say sorry. Instead he looked at me with this dark glare. He’s such a Squidward....

Rebecca: hey you wanna go to the mall later? I’m bringing 3 of my friends who are guys.

Saviento: with 3 of your friends? Nah I’d rather sit at home watching Elmo as I cut my penis off. You guys have fun in that little hell hole.

Rebecca: OMG you’re such a Squidward!!

Cashier: *throws items into bags* “59.97$...”
Me: hey everything okay man?

Cashier: “yeah, I’m just feeling kinda squidward today”

by Hitler the great June 10, 2020

the squidward twist

When you twist a guy's nuts until his voice becomes as nasally as Squidward's.

Did you hear last night Chuck got The Squidward Twist and you could hear him in the house over.

by Bobbyjohnstwinbrother January 2, 2021