squeeler

A young lady, who let's out a freekishly load sqwolk at the biggining of her laugh! This is only paralleled, by the grunting that ensues. She can easilly be mistaken for your average dizzy blond, (especially after a few shandy's). But do not be fooled, as she has special powers, including hand bag collecting, and talking in toungues. If you are still unsure as to whether you have a squeeler on your hand's. Then simply wait a while, for either a huwbert farnsworth to arive, or the squeeler to let rip with her obligitory catch-phrase of "OHH LUKE NOOOO"

What the f**k was that?
No worries it's just the squeeler!

by Master Pettifor October 26, 2004

squeezledorfed

fucked way too hard in the side of the head. hurts like a bitch, but you feel impressed to have accomplished it.

I was squeezledorfed yesterday and I think I may be dying from the profusely bleeding wound.

by R7XXX February 18, 2009

squeege

When you need to piss in a public bathroom and there is a gay lawyer using the only urinal , and he wants you to squeeze by his ass to get to the stall, whilst he has pud in hand.

I have to use the restroom...you can squeege by if you like.

by Nallywood July 1, 2004

squeedle

something that makes you nauseous.

Marti and Sabi get squeedle when they see people fart.

by marti May 17, 2004

squeegie

a squeegie is when you are doing a girl in the ass, and after you finish, you punch her in the back to tense her up... and when you pull your tool out, it is squeegied clean.

i was doing that dirty whore in the ass last night and decided i wanted a squeegie when i was done....

by SlutBucket September 25, 2006

dill-squeege

A person sharing traits of both a dildo and a squeege.

"Dorian is a real fuckin' dill-squeege..."

by K_Slack December 5, 2003

squeegie

A man that consistently prematurely ejaculates, and doesn't care to fix the problem.

"Ever have to sneeze with a mouthfull of Mashed Potatoes? Yeah, a squeegie is kinda like that."

by Sesame Sticks May 17, 2006