Squandled

To be absolutely destroyed, pwned, owned, raped, etc.

FRED: Dude, Eddy just got sniped in the face!
JACK: Haha, totally squandled!

by Aceramic June 5, 2009

Squalled Out

When someone gets extremely trashed on alcohol or drugs. This person often cannot carry on a conversation and usually pukes all over the place. An ambulance ride is most likely inevitable.

"Dude. I was at a party last night and some guy was falling all over the place and pissed himself. He was so squalled out".

by Moose81 July 14, 2009

Squazle

1. A very FAT squirrel
2. A word like crap, shit abriveated squaz

1. "Hey, look at that squazle!"
2. "Oh Squazle!!" or "Holy Squaz!"

by bobpoo March 21, 2010

squaddle me down

When someone wipes your ass for you because you ran out of toilet paper.

I asked Corey to help me out and he said he would squaddle me down anytime.

by MikeMilla December 10, 2013

[Squablewalked]

To be confused, or unsure of what to do. And or to be disoriented.

After spinning in circles, I was squablewalked on witch way to the couch.

by CarlHam86 December 30, 2014

Squallerdockey

Code word for bullshit made famous by yours truly.

That is complete squallerdockey! He has no idea how full of it he is.

by Pudgey King Of Cats January 8, 2015

squaddle

To waddle from a squatting position.

After licking frosting from the cake, my sister tried to squaddle out of the reach of our mother's switch.

by milleresque February 16, 2015