spalunking

Medical slang for retrieving foreign objects from a womans vagina. Generally a large woman complaining of abdominal pain.

Nurse: Dr. Joe, why do you look so pale?
Dr. Joe: I just went spalunking in room 4.
Nurse: Oh, that's that really fat woman, what did you find?
Dr. Joe: Bubble gum. Still in the wrapper.
Nurse: Oh. I'd look a bit pale too.
Dr. Joe: (flipping a coin) And a Nickel.

by Dr. Spalunker January 3, 2009

spelunking

Having sexual intercourse with a girl who has a very wide and stretched out vagina. The vagina is very cave-like due to its constant past use. If you are considered to be spelunking, then the girl is a whore, and you will most likely contract a sexually transmitted disease.

I only had to pay five dollars to go spelunking in your mom

by pcdkchar November 30, 2010

spulnking

the art hanging a nigger from a rock wall.

jerome is spulnking into a rock wall after running into the KKK.

by virginmary69 August 6, 2016

splunkiness

Splunkiness - the ultimate level of coolness. A person possessing such a trait has to be of above average intelligence, and have a quirky sense of humour. People with splunkiness are usually ambiverts, and very discerning of who they socialise with. Most people spend their lives trying to develop this quality, but one is usually born with it.

Nick and Natanya enjoyed a similar level of splunkiness, which contributed to their elevated level of coolness.

by Sindel75 May 10, 2019

splunk

Sleepy drunk

I am so splunk right now

by Jeffali June 6, 2021

Splunken

When you fail something easy that everyone around you has succeeded. It can also mean when you mess up something easy, causing a negative outcome on others.

Splunken literally means to be bad at something that everyone around you is good at or to mess up something easy that effects others. Dunkin splunkend the group project we worked so hard on.

by SeaCake June 12, 2021

Spelunking

When your friend or doctor removes a turd from your asshole with their hand.

It happened to my buddy Eric once.

What happened?

His doctor went spelunking.

by JohnFart00 October 18, 2021