Oojah-cum-Spiff

Finally all right.

Everything is oojah-cum-spiff now that Barack is President.

by ChezzaChef August 31, 2009

Spiffed

To be decked out in your finest clothing and groomed to perfection.

Bubba, you're looking spiffed in that Burger King uniform and that bacon grease really makes your hair lie flat...are you going to the bowling alley tonight?

by harry flashman July 16, 2003

scoff

a sarcastic cough
basically to cough and laugh at the same time to a funny situation

weak guy "im gonna beat you up"
tough guy "*scoff* yea sure"

by Money Fi$t April 3, 2005

Shoff swap

When having sexual intercouse and one switches from the vagina to the anus quickly and then looking at your penis to judge if analingus is safe.

"I can't beleive he tried a shoff swap on me, but when it came out clean he made me forget my concern."

by LesserGod March 1, 2005

Scoff Me

What is yelled out by someone requesting insertion by someone with a small, scoffable penis.

Your package looked pretty small in your tight pants earlier, but now I'm desperate. Scoff Me! Scoff Me! Scoff Me!

by jables April 25, 2005

Scoff!

An expression used to covertly express disgust/disrespect/etc of a passing individual to a friend without alerting or offending the target. Origin- The verb "to scoff," which means "to mock or treat with derision."

Upon passing a female with a reputation of promiscuity.

"Scoff!"

by Doomlad April 8, 2007

Spaffro

When you get love juice into your pubes making them go bouffant

I can no longer wear these pants, my spaffro is poking out the side

by Paul Wray September 12, 2006