splorting

To splort or the act of splorting, is when a man/woman orgasms so hard, the sound of the cum leaving the urethra can be heard.

Dan: Ugh, she stuck her finger in my butt and hit the G-Spot just right. I was splorting so hard.

by MazinLaw14 March 5, 2017

Splart

When an adult (usually male) flatulates after having anal sex and semen comes out of the anus, along with shit.

John: Oh Josh, I love you so much.
Josh: I love you t... *Splart*
John: Get out.

by Doucheifer April 27, 2015

hershey spurt

The rather destructive effects of a large fart during or immediatley after anal sex. The by-product being refered to as a hershey spurt

She finally let me play the back nine, but right after I copped a hershey spurt!

by Miv January 9, 2005

Brown Spurter

When you shit into a girls pussy and she fanny farts the shit back out

“I was with my grandmother yesterday and after having a good shit in her pussy she fanny farted all over me. I hate it when she does a brown spurter.”

by MissBlob September 17, 2019

Splurge

misspelling of superglue

I cant get this Splurge off my hands.

by Anonymous June 28, 2003

splurred

When a sound or voice sounds muffled or somewhat not clear.

When your mom is talking to your dog (bassett hound) while the phone is on speaker phone mode and her voice sounds splurred ,and the dog can not understand what she is saying to him.

by Slang Twaine Hollar Gal February 9, 2010

Splurm

The act of aggressive and sometimes uncontrollable ejaculation due to to an external stimulant.

Dude did you hear about the Rugby fly-half at that party yesterday?
Yeah man he totally turned into a splurm-cano.

by TheExecutive June 15, 2010