spatula

A tool used for flipping your breakfast, also for spanking your wife...

ouch, you watch where you put that spatula jared!!!

by Iloveannie0701 is my tiktok June 12, 2020

spituation

What "Mad Dog" Tannen majorly found himself in when Marty McFly see-sawed da saloon's infamous brass container up and over said outlaw's head.

If Buford T hadn't ordered Marty to dance, he probably would not have ended up in da messy spituation dat he found himself in when Marty stepped on da end of da loose floorboard and launched da urn of tobacco-juice onto Buford's head.

by QuacksO March 8, 2021

Spatula talk

Boring mundane conversation often coming from family members in old age or younger people who act like them.
Eg. A mother telling her son on the phone that she had a horrible day because she misplaced her spatula which is usually in the second drawer but that everything was redeemed when she found it in the third drawer a few moments later. Spatula talk.

Oh my god; my mom is doing my head in with her spatula talk!

Sorry I’m late. I got stuck on the phone to Aunt Mildred who was spatula talking about her daily activities.

by MrJWD March 23, 2021

spatulaed

To be scraped off of a surface with force.

The dead possum was spatulaed off the side of the road.

The slime was spatulaed of the floor after sitting there for 2 weeks.

by RaisingtheCurtins September 20, 2021

spatula

smart kid - learning how to play vex 5

'spatula likes playing vex 5. no he don't!'

by Xxx69suckerxxX May 18, 2022

spatulanking

Spatulanking - spanking with a spatula

Modern girls seem to prefer silicone spatulas for their spatulankings for the sound and feel on their naughty butts versus older metal, wood, and plastic designs.

by Grandpa Matt August 17, 2022

spituation

when u have no lube so u use spit

therefore your in a spituation

there’s no lube ben looks like we in a spituation

by Succ ess October 11, 2022