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speeding bus

if in london, try not to cross the road
-a wise wise man
by tim pen June 1, 2005
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speeding motorist

This term typically describes a form of doggy style sex in which the male or otherwise equipped individual begins doggy style sex with a female except with a running start. Very often this can come as a surprise to the female and is generally not recommended to be done to a female who is not properly prepared to receive such a dramatic first strike. It is possible in both lower orifices although anal is typically not recommended. Major injury may be caused. Certain more devious males may perform this action without notice and in some cases have been known to use a war-like cry to cause the female to abruptly jerk up exposing her anus as a more viable target. Because men were not made with proper targeting systems, the desired orifice may be missed. For those truly determined to attempt this it is recommend that slower practice runs be made first.
"I was down for some doggy but that son of a bitch pulled a speeding motorist!"

"I begged him for a speeding motorist but he was afraid he'd break me."

"I gave her a real surprise, when she turned back I gave her a speeding motorist so strong she flew off the other side of the bed."

"She dumped me the moment I started toward her for a speeding motorist."
by Jesus 2.0 February 17, 2007
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spelling like a paki

Write very badly every conceivable message, including wannabe-professional e-mails sent to customers. Usually following lousy grammar rules, making use of all the acronyms a 13-yrs. old girl may have learned on ICQ, and the abbreviations needed when SMS-ing friends.

One wonders if spell checkers are banned in Pakistan and India. But again, it might be a clever plan to fool spam filters.

However, it is not only a matter of grammar, also of form: normally all missives start with three or four sentences enquiring about the good health of the recipient, have about one central sentence which conveys the message (or not), and end with another four-five sentences of salutation (again). These latter lines mostly appeal to some deity the recipient is supposed to believe in.

Corollary: the same e-mail may be written in less than five words, saving you and them more time.
From personal records, slightly shortened:

"Dear Mr. Xyzzy Wyzzy,

we hope to find u and ur family in good health, an that ur fine an Egregious company is doing well. I would like to write to you about a SERIOUS business ofer that we r very sure will be of great interest to you, if God allows.

We offer our support services to track sending shipments to country name through teh sea. We manage all steps of shipment including confronting with harbour authoritis and expediting papers.

Plz cntact us back ASAP. We very much like to do business with u regarding . May God watch upon You.

Dr. PhD. Mr. Ah. MD. Name
Executive Manager Director to Sales and Director of Customer Support Service"

Me: "Oh no, another one spelling like a Paki. Trash the email without reading it."
by crnobog September 27, 2011
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Seeling

Seeling is when you create an air-tight ring of suction around a womans clit while roughly and wildly licking it until she climaxes. It is customary to shout "You do not have enough badges to train me." before finishing your partner off in this manner.
During my last round with Misty i thought i was going to blow first, but i wound up Seelingthe deal.
by Arphee September 6, 2016
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speeding nigg fag

A person of Afro-American descent, doing 70 in a 25 zone and getting flicked off or shockered by 2 or more white boys, at least one of which being jewish. These people tend to stop and turn around and curse out the white boys shortly after seeing the offensive gestures.
that speeding nigg fag is gonna turn around a pull a nine on us dude! RUN!
by ur mom March 18, 2005
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spelling test

1. God's way of removing stupid people.

2. The reason your mom should have gotten an abortion.
I just failed that spelling test! God hates me!
by Synergy Guru May 16, 2009
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cykill speeding

The act of riding a bicycle down a steep hill or grade with no chain or brakes. It's the thrill of speeding down a grade or hill with no brakes and the challenge to come to a safe stop at the bottom of the hill or grade. Not crashing is the challenge!
Johnny broke his left arm after crashing while cykill speeding on eldon hill.
by cnh4ever December 17, 2008
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