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crotch sparkle

sparkles from cheerleader's lollies which have sparkles that fall off and get everywhere.
shanelle kept finding crotch sparkles on her body after sitting in keryn's room.
by heykay3 September 29, 2009
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How to make her sparkle

How to make her sparkle ..

One small jar of mutual attraction

Handful of sincerity

Add a touch of humour

Dash of chivalry

Touch of tenderness

Mix gently until all ingredients combined

Best left overnight …

Bake gently .. until golden

Allow to cool

Ensure said lady knows she is the one and only ….

Deliver via romantic moments (energetic exchange) such as kissing, gazing or general flirtations ….

Success can be noted through the eyes, commentary or artistic expression :D
How to make her sparklein theory ;)
by LetsTalkAboutX January 10, 2023
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sparklecock

that would be:

getting a hummer by a horsefaced bitch who is drunk on mexican wine.
bj fell asleep, totally bonged, and awoke to find that the horseface had given him a sweet sparklecock.
by wreckage May 17, 2004
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sparkled

"What time did you wake up?"

'I haven't been to bed yet'

"Are you not Sparkled?!"
by Mikkeh July 11, 2007
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Smackables

Any type of snack when you are high as well as a group of bad bitches.
Yo bro you see those smackables down the street.

We need to get some smackables pronto.
by Mandingomeech July 15, 2016
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sparkle princess

Is a definition given to one, who is beyond a normal princes.. But everything about her just sparkles. Her eyes, her hair, her body. Every guy just wants to have their own sparkle princes..
Oh wow, that girl must be a sparkle princess, shes amazing!
by sparkledude June 15, 2011
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sparklecrotch

A condition often observed after a night of grinding with a girl with a sparkly and/or sequined dress, typically at a club or a high school dance, leaving the front of the man's pants shiny and iridescent. A man observing his friend's sparklecrotch should immediately offer a high five.
Sparklecrotch? Nice! You've earned a high five!
by IHeartFrank March 27, 2011
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