by helloitsnaya April 01, 2011
A member of any sex who exudes a relentlessly upbeat, over-the-top, rose-tinted glasses cheery personality that may initially come across as cute, but becomes tiresome. Soon their endless gushing over everything soon with childish enthusiasm comes across as shallow and immature.
'My neighbour just finished painting a mural of rainbows and unicorns ....and it's in her bedroom. She's such a sparkle fart.'
by snaffles January 03, 2017
by Oogabooga64 January 26, 2022
noun : A fatty wearing shiny and/or "club" style attire; see also fatty. (ent. from Miguel Roya, of Fat Chicks in Party Hats. see also Seanbaby)
"thankyou for the party. we will have TWO! barels of oatmeal. oh and a pork pizza for the sparkle fatty. hey who does smell like a fart?! damn it sparkel fatty!!!!"
by Shamus Mahan June 04, 2005
Any overweight hoochie with the air of being high maintenance although there's never a man in the equation. Typically favors Louie Vuitton, Gucci etc. in any form of knock off. Can be spotted by the tell tale glitter and perfume residue often for the purpose of masking hygienic negligence.
The sparkle pig in the cubicle next to me talks non-stop to her girlfriend about what a dog girlfriend's man is but the only men in her life are Ben & Jerry.
by seanomatopeoia October 17, 2008
by Marshall Applewhite February 26, 2005