Spaghetti Cockblock

When you lose your interest in sex after eating a significant amount of pasta; you're too full to perform.

Sid and Nancy were sexting each other all day, but after Nancy hoarked down a trough of fettuccine alfredo, Sid once again fell victim to the dreaded spaghetti cockblock.

by Globaloney September 13, 2016

bruh spaghetti

brady inglis wont stop saying this and he has a dog named harley who often wears hats.

bruh bruh bruh scetti bruh spaghetti

by ball fart June 12, 2020

Chocolate Spaghetti

When you use a dick to fuck someone in there bum bum when they have to poo, and when they are about to cum pee out your poo noodle in their mouth.

Further more you can upgrade to the "Chocolate Spaghetti with Tomato Sauce" in which the penis owner dips into a menstruating giney before feeding the aforementioned poo noodle to its victim.

I saw Shanna clenching uncomfortably during our only refried beans dinner and knew it was time to give her the ole Chocolate Spaghetti... Maybe if I'm lucky we can get blessed with a Chocolate Spaghetti with Tomato Sauce... Such a treat!

by Hawk.Marquardt September 18, 2020

Electric Spaghetti

Spaghetti cooked with magic mushrooms

“Hey I got some magic mushrooms let’s make some electric spaghetti for dinner!

by LJRjelllly March 15, 2021

Spaghetti Chain

Spaghetti chain: noun

Examples:
> sucking on my spaghetti chain
> eating up my spaghetti chain

by Elrozz January 26, 2017

Spaghetti Dick

A guy receives a spaghetti dick after having sex with a girl on her period. After cumming, his now flaccid dick resembles a noodle and the girl's period blood resembles the spaghetti sauce.

Amy: "Baby, I want to have sex."
Brad: "Aren't you on your period?"
Amy: "Yeah so? We can still have sex on my period."
Brad: "Eww no I don't want a spaghetti dick."

by SakuraF June 23, 2016

Spaghetti Special

A "spaghetti special" is defined as a sexual act consisting of a gangbang in which none of the males are able to get an erection. All of the males thereby have a flaccid penis like a bunch of cooked spaghetti.

Poor Miranda! She was all excited to be the focus of that gangbang last night but none of the 8 guys could get hard. Turned into a real spaghetti special!

by Funforme6789 July 28, 2016