carpet snorkeler

Noun.

One who satisfies their lady orally with a snorkel. Commonly performed by people with breathing problems such as emphysema, or by people who just want want to get down and dirty while servicing their woman.

Man: I went at her vagina with my 3ft snorkel and she was going crazy!

Man 2: That is quite impressive, you must be one hell of a "carpet snorkeler!"

by "the" Sasquatch March 5, 2010

snorkler

Where your eating out a female and her vagina is so wet you can't breathe.

I had to perform the snorkler on her last night.

by Hopkins and Cruz December 30, 2009

mustache snorkeling

The act of snorkeling, with a mustache.
A watertight seal is unattainable, but it can be possible with an adequate application of lubricant.
Similar to muff diving, but the man is the one with the hair...

Dejan: Text me sometime and we'll go mustache snorkeling...

by Twattie April 22, 2009

snork

to unintentionally snort loudly while laughing. Also used as an exclamation after someone snorks, to emphasize the fact and increase their embarrassment.

She laughed so hard she snorked.

After he snorted, I pointed at him, yelled "SNORK!" and laughed.

by plainjane September 7, 2006

snorkeldubbin

Giving it to a girl from behind in a hot tub while her head is underwater. and she is wearing a snorkel.

My girlfriend and I were snorkeldubbin earlier and it was fucking awesome. My girlfriend and i wanted to spice things up so we decided to try the saskatchewan snorkeldub.

by Turkish Care Bear November 13, 2011

Snorkling

When a man is going down on a woman and sticks his tongue all the way down her vagina. Considered by some to be the equivalent of deepthroating.

Even though it can be hard to breathe, snorkling is a fun and intimate addition to cunnilingus.

by Linguinnus April 21, 2016

snorkal twerk

When a person is twerking and laughing so hard that they snort along with their twerking. It makes a funny sound that comes from their mouth, their throat, and their nose.......

I was so bad I snorkal twerked all over the place.

by Cubby Cubster August 15, 2016