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smother handle

A ponytail on a man. Ostensibly to give his attacker a better purchase with which to cram his face into a soft, suffocating surface.

A mullet is occasionally worn in a smother handle style.
I saw this idiot at the grocery store today with Zubaz pants and a smother handle. Do these people not have mirrors? Do they not see themselves being laughed at on America's Funniest Videos every week?
by entropymaam June 17, 2006
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Smothersmucker

Anything that is smothered in Smucker's.
Usually used to describe PB&J, or breakfast foods such as toast, biscuits, English muffins, & other tasty treats that have been smothered in Smucker's.
1. I need a cold glass of milk to wash down this yummy smothersmucker!

2.That was the most smothersmucking PB&J I've ever had!
by Az89 August 6, 2014
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SMOTI

SMOTI is an acronym that stands for Stupidest Man On The Internet. It's awarded to the dumbest person online.
The reigning, defending, undisputed SMOTI, Donald Trump!
by Hakeem The African Dream September 4, 2016
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SmotHan

So when you want to tell someone they're dumb, you say, "You're smotHan." Also means the name of a couple who have been together for a long time..like.. golden love?
You are so smotHan
by simoniaxixixixix November 13, 2020
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Smothered Chili Dog

After doggy style when a man ejaculates in a woman and pulls out and places his penis under her clit as the ejaculate drops from the vagina onto the penis, and the penis is rubbed against the clit aka the bean.
We experienced quite a messy smothered chili dog last night, I don’t know if most of the fluid was mine or hers!
by UnholyGuacamole April 24, 2022
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Smotus

an disturbing person who has no situational awareness, and completely lacks the ability to walk as a normal person.
furthermore the person only targets the ugly women because they can't get with any good looking women
Smotus being defined as someone who can't act as a normal person
by dinfar321 October 9, 2023
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Smoth

To be unaware of ones' ineptitude during a social situation.
The opposite of smooth. Completely clueless.
1. Check out your boy bein' all smoth with the honies! He has no clue they're guys.

2. Can you believe Brian just bought a drink for just one of the girls at that table, instead of both of them? Smoth man, smoth.
by Beach Yeti March 31, 2008
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