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smokey beaver 

The act of putting a lit bong into a womens vagina, after place into the vagina, hit her lower torso, thus shattering the bong inside of her. If done correct, smoke will seap out of the vagina, thus producing a smokey beaver.

WARNING: This will not get you high.
Wow!, that smokey beaver looked painfull.

Your pussy looks rotten. Have you been expirencing a smokey beave, or have you had any eight-legged walkers?

smokey joe

Invented in Maidstone, Kent in England and used by 6th form students. Simply meanz cigerette.
"lash me a smokey joe, mate?!"
smokey joe by PedroXL October 1, 2006

Smokey the Dan 

A hippy forester who has an insatiable craving for hard wood. Often found in the Northern or Central parts of the state of Michigan. Can be pesky and homosexual by nature.
Smokey the Dan loves hard wood.
Smokey the Dan by J-Nigs October 25, 2004

smokey mmo nyle

smokey mmo nyle is an infinitely complex phrase to explain. It is derived, of course, from the slang term for an anger-ridden homosexual, nyle.

The "smokey mmo" part of the phrase is more abstract though. In a computer game known as "Battlefield 1942: Secret Weapons of WW2", a map called "Mimo Yecques" exists. "Mimo" was accidentally read as "Mmo" and thus mmo came to be. An airplane in this same map came to be called the "Smokey Mmo Yecques."

Soon, the similarities between the bee-shaped airplane and the actual Nyle became apparent. "Smokey Mmo Nyle" came into existance.

Variations include "Smokey MMmmmmo," "Smokey Mmo Mmo Mmo," and the inevitable "Smokey Oh No Nyle"
"Smokey Mmo Nyle!"

"... <growl>... shut up, Kyle... <ugh>"
smokey mmo nyle by Lonely Man January 17, 2005

Smokey Carpet 

The act of giving or receiving oral sex from a person who has undergone a tracheodomy (aka the smoker's hole).
Melissa gave me a smokey carpet for 3 hours. Thank God she had that surgery or else she would have choked!

Smokey Butthole 

-Noun

-Verb: Smokey Buttholing
-Adective: Smokey Buttholed

We were smoking from my friends elephant bowl with the trunk for suction and the carb was the butthole, every time when we hit the bowl an cherried it the elephant filled with smoke and wed say "smokey butthole" as we pass it off.
- "Dude that smokey butthole was soo good"
Smokey Butthole by M@rty Mcfly October 13, 2011