slapped

To be highly intoxicated from the effects of alcohol.

I was so fucking slapped last night, that Jack kicked my ass.

by Matthew Whitaker May 16, 2005

slapper stand

A semi-affectionate term for night club podiums which the drunkest/most extrovert members of your party will want to dance on.

"Give us a leg up onto the slapper stand, they're playing 'Club Tropicana'!"

by rmg September 29, 2003

Hot Snapple

When your partner is performing oral sex, one pisses in said partners mouth.

Yo, I gave her a hot Snapple!

by SomeonetookmynamE February 20, 2007

Dapper slapper

A lady who has the appearance of being prim and proper. Well dressed, polite and seemingly perfect but deep down she's a slapper.

Nigella Lawson is a right dapper slapper!

by Lily & Becky November 5, 2010

oyster slapper

A lesbian.

She's not into guys; she's an oyster slapper.

by The Atomic One May 7, 2011

mitch slapped

The act of being slapped across the face by a person named Mitch or to be humiliated in a similar manner.
To be avoided. Similar to bitch slapped.

You just got mitch slapped in that meeting!

by Arubatto June 27, 2008

Snapple-Apple

A term used by middle school girls, following an insult and a z-for-mation *snap*

Michelle: Courtney is stupid
Alexis: Oh snapple-apple!

by lelolster January 20, 2010