singletrackworld

An online home for middle aged, middle/upper class, predominantly English xc jey boy mincers whose idea of mountain biking consists of grinding around the country side in brightly coloured lycra on titanium singlespeed rigid ego chariots.

The typical singtrackworld member can usually be spotted in trail centre carparks standing beside their Audi, loudly boasting about the three foot drop they "nailed" with ease thanks to their new £5000 6inch all mountain bike, or how they "smoked some downhillers" whilst riding their rigid on-one wearing a blindfold on the black route.

Inwardly the average singletrackmember would love to posses more skills than the ability to negotiate a technical climb, in reality this means acquiring actual bike handling skills. To cover up their utter lack of ability on a bike they pour scorn on any style riding which isnt utterly boring.

"Hey john, where did you get that fancy new bike?" "Its actually not new at all, I bought it off some twat with more money than sense on singletrackworld. He clearly couldnt ride for toffee, just like the rest of those asshats"

by spookyjim February 6, 2009

single white female

v: to imitate to the point of stalking. Based on the movie of the same name.

"Hey, this girl is single white femaling me. I can't get her off my back!"

by jes October 22, 2003

Single Whip

A Tai Chi Chuan posture which conveys ultimate meaning to all things.

I neautralized his attack while capturing her in the crook of my arm before finishing him off with a palm strike to the jawline.

by Stephe Watson April 11, 2003

single

A term meaning one dollar bill.

For instance when getting change for a ten dollar bill you would say "can I get a five and five singles"

by theemeraldfaerie May 21, 2008

Single Rich

When you reach your 30's unwed and childless and have funds set aside for mortgages and weddings and you tap into those savings for vacation and travel instead.

"How do you get to go on so many vacations?"
"Cuz I'm Single Rich bitch!"

by #PuraVida June 14, 2013

single barrel pump action yoghurt rifle

another name for your dick,penis,cock,willy, 5th limb, 3rd leg... u get the idea

dont even go there or ill have to whip out my single barrel pump action yoghurt rifle

by mad February 28, 2005

single mother lover

Term for a bloke who deliberately goes after single mums, on account of their low self esteem, gaping open fannies, and expectation of being shit on repeatedly - started by Patrick from the Logans, on their single - SingleMotherLover

He's a right fucking single mother lover, as soon as he see's the buggy his fucking eyes light up

by Don Logan August 15, 2006