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The Masked Singer

A show where a bunch of crappy pop singers embrace their inner fursona, spending their time performing erotic furry dances for their audience on FOX, the homeland for furry news and entertainment.
I told Billy that I watched the masked singer; he responded by calling me a furry loving fureeaboo.
by A better person than a person January 13, 2019
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singer

One day whilst really high on the marijuana cigarettes, a friend of mine threatened to punch me in the singer and the swibble. Upon investigation it was determined that a singer is the mouth. (See also: swibble)
"I'll smack you in the singer then crack you in the swibble."
by The Last Shot Caller October 6, 2007
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Singledumb

The mindless choices people make when single.
I thought the guy who tried to mug me in the alley was kinda cute, and I was newly enjoying my singledumb, so I took him home that night and he stole my laptop and mini-fridge, too!
by Yael Greene March 10, 2010
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Signed and solid

The act of writing your full name with firm chunks of excrement on the body of a spouse, lover, or stranger.
I couldn't stand Two Girls One Cup because it was so messy, it would have been better if they were Signed and solid.
by TheBigCowCruncher78 May 18, 2011
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singe-watch

To blaze through a show so quickly that you burn yourself slightly
"I just singe-watched 'The Crown' and I think I can still smell my hair burning"
by MangMang December 30, 2017
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Singuded

Being excluded due to being single
I got singuded due to my friends all hanging out as couples while me and some other single friends aren’t ever invited to hang out anymore.
by Reallifestuffhereeeee February 15, 2019
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Singled out mother

Attractive single mom who flirts with a married man only to reject them once they divorce their wife. Generally a SOM has no attraction to the married man in question. Many times the SOM was very clear she had no interest but the man can’t handle the reality and leaves his wife anyway.
My friend left his wife for a singled out mother who ran the minute he was available
by Lifecoach to the stars March 17, 2022
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