Simon 

Simon usually is one of those guys who wears adidas pants and has brown hair. He may or may not have glasses. Never trust a simon. He also doesn't have very good manners.

"Oh look. It's Simon." yay.

Simon by name1001 February 17, 2020

Simon 

Smallest pp

Is it even in there simon

Simon by Natalia mar November 22, 2021

Simon 

1. To suck a hairy, British boomers’ cock at 4 o’ clock.
2. To have sex with a porcupine.

1. “Man, he sure looks like he’s interested in the Brits, do you think he’s gonna simon?”
2. “Aww, the porcupine is so cute! I feel like Simoning it!”

Simon by Tommie hendrickens April 29, 2022

Simon 

Sami's Dick

Sami: My simon is really hard
Simon: Fuck You Sami

Simon by QuickScoper19 January 14, 2016

Simon 

Simon describes a person who is, selfish, mean, rude and very inappropriate. He has a crush on a popular girl and the popular has a crush on him. He has many friends who are all very rude to the innocent people and none of them are at all nice to anybody but the popular girls.

That was very Simon of you to make fun of that girl.

Simon by NotABadger May 24, 2016

Simon 

A freaking smarttt dudee. Even though his name means "the flap of skin in a females vagina that tears during the first time they have intercourse" (btw thanks for the person who wrote that) Okay well hes a perfectionistt. and even though he might be really smart and ahead of everyone in math class hes still dumber than the 2 most dumbest asian girls in the world .. lets say their names are Sandra and Emily? He studies all freaking day, mornings and nights, yet he will still never be accepted in the world for his point of view of gay polotics. Loves long walks down the beach and korean bbq from korea town with his main man. Short, chubby, dumbish, and has the most interesting shaped chode in man kind! And he never bitches back at you because he always gets OWNED! but hes still a very good buddy :)

This Korean kid named umm.. lets say Simon P, loves writing autobiographys on his life as a gay doctor

Simon by emilyownzzz October 15, 2008

Simon 

It's Mexican slang for "Yes"

B-Real: "Whats up homie, Don't you know me?"

Sen Dog: "Simon!"

B-Real: "Ain't you the brother of the mas chingon?"

Sen Dog: "Straight Up!"

-Cypress Hill, from one of their best songs off the first album "Latin Lingo"

Simon by Bonquiqui572 May 27, 2014