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Shrinkage

Shrinkage is a phenomena of epic loss of proportion to male genitalia when exposed to sudden or extreme drop in temperature causing them to " shrink " or disappear all together for a short period.
I fell through the ice at the lake just now and got a major case of " shrinkage " going on!!
by Mr_Shlaapu November 25, 2018
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shmoney shrinkage

After spending a large quantity of your money, you’ll experience a Shmoney Shrinkage.
Seth: “Hey Peter how is college going?”
Peter: “Not to great, after paying for it I’m experiencing a major Shmoney Shrinkage
by FluxyBoiy August 14, 2019
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shrinkage

A phrase in inventory control that accounts for employee and customer theft.
The reason stuff costs so much in convenience stores is shrinkage.
by harry flashman July 10, 2003
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shinky

Characteristically shiny and awesome
"Girl, that bracelet is totally shinky!"
"Oh man, those lights are so shinky!"
"You totally shinkinized your car!"
by Amy O'Keefe May 8, 2008
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Boner-Shrinker

Any situation that causes you to lose your boner very rapidly.
1. When you are masturbating and your parents walk in giving you a "Boner-Shrinker".
2. Waking up in the middle of a sexy dream with a hard-on next to your FAT UGLY companion lover giving you a "Boner-Shrinker".
3. When you are at the beach with a bunch of hot chicks and you have a boner. Then you get in the ice cold water.
4. Hilary Clinton would also be considered a "Boner-Shrinker"
by 1pseudonym145 February 20, 2009
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shrinklage

an act of shrinking and wrinkling
hey dude, theres an old guy skinny dippin in the pool.

that's some massive shrinklage you got goin on there, bro!
by shrinklage February 27, 2009
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shrink outside the box

1. To lose one's erection immediately after vaginal intercourse in which ejaculation occurs, and the penis is pulled out.

2. To seek sex with partners that fall outside of one's normal sexual partners, as in to "think outside the box."
1. "Wow, I thought I'd never shrink outside the box last night after porking the ole lady. Damn that Cialis"

2. "Man, you really were shrinking outside the box when you hooked up with that field goal post, Frank."
by noumenal December 31, 2008
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