shorthose

even tho he has a little penis he often masterbates.. he masterbates entirley to much and that is why he never gets the girls bc he figures whats the point as long as i hv my hand

that shorthose really has a little penis

by cheeseburger eating beast February 8, 2010

California Shorthand

Another word for a text

Bruce-yo guy shoot me a california shorthand when your done!
George- ight bruce

by Yokas June 6, 2011

shoeth

shoeth shoo-th, shoethed, shoething
-noun
1. A shoe investigator.
2. An investigator of everything having to do with shoes. (ie. size, color, type, style, fashionability, etc.)

We need a good shoeth. Someone needs to figure out how the hell my left foot is naked, while my right foot is double hugged with two cherokee style, cheddar cheese flavored, neon orange, baby skinned moccasins.

by Kent Finley & Lauren Rangel January 18, 2008

showphisticated

the mere attempt to be sophisticated by the outward appearance.

the guys a total idiot, but you wouldn't no it because he's showphisticated.

by S. Gordon January 25, 2010

Slowth

A suggestion of a cyst or tumor growing on the brain that causes symptoms of retardation or Down Syndrome.

Adrian came to work and got shit wrong all day. He may have a slowth feeding upon his brain.

by Bologna_Skins May 13, 2011

Showhow

Showing somebody how do it right the first time!

I'm sorry you can't figure out how to get to an end result. Watch as I do this, so you can do it on your own next time.

This is called Showhow!

by mommahunka September 1, 2013

showhat

Nice, friendly, and observant person. Rocking sense of style & bomb personality fits the total package of this person.

Dang Showhat, you go girl!

by Show123 April 16, 2017