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Shitdick

A noun used towards a male friend who has gotten human stools on his glands penis due to engaging in anal sex.
Did you hear that Keegan’s a shitdick
by Conundrum of Philosophy March 1, 2021
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shitfuck

A sex game, personally my favorite:

1. Get as many men as you can
2. Have all the men sit in a circle
3. All the woman shit on the men's dicks until they start to cum
4. After a while, the men fling their cocks and the person who flings the shit highest gets to fuck any women of his choice

There's also a version of this with women, so they don't miss out on fucking someone of their choice!
I just won the shitfuck hosted at Penis High, I got to choose my sexy gf and fuck her in the ass and i cummed so much ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
by DaCuteRaccoon January 19, 2022
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Shitfuck rocket

The Shitfuck rockets are a series of rockets developed during the Kerbal Space Program. (2011-ongoing) Each shitfuck rocket featured it’s own set of abnormal design choices, which was concluded to be the reason for the Shitfuck series to be retired after Shitfuck 32’s launch. The Shitfuck series of rockets was eventually succeeded by the Cumstain series of rockets, which are expected to enter service in early 2023
Kerbal 1: Hey man have you heard of the shitfuck rockets?
Kerbal 2: Yea i heard they all crashed and died
by Kaiser von Shittenfarden VII August 23, 2022
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diahrrea shitfuck

A term used when a girl shits, whilst getting fucked REAL hard.
by DooDoo ShittyBrown April 3, 2022
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The great shitfuckening

When you’re already in some deep shit and it gets even worse
Hannah: whats wrong?
Bradley: as if this day couldn’t get worse, the great shitfuckening has come upon my soul
by Blgeek March 13, 2020
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Shitfuck

fuck with a greater intensity. pretty much the word fuck or shit used when angry.
Shitfuck! I got an F on my Physics test!!!!
by day.dreamer94 July 27, 2009
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shitdick

When the porta potty is full to the brim and you sit down to take a shit, you get shitdick.
I once used a porta potty at a festival and got shitdick.
by SL_VP February 11, 2020
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