Short Arm Shifty

The act of masturbation.

Sorry I'm late, stopped for a quick short arm shifty in the car.

by Shuaman June 16, 2023

shifty mamunes cubano

a dirty mexican who gets a lot of bad grades specifically Fs in computer related classes. His shiftyness is unsurpassed. O, and hes quite greasy.

Person A:Where is shifty?
Person B:I dunno but hes so greasy he may have slipped down a sewage grate
Person A:Why would he go home so early?

by Anonymous Informant April 28, 2005

Shifty Shekel Pebble Bandit

A Shifty Shekel Pebble Bandit is a person with disposable cash and means of hiding their identity who spends their free time pelting homeless people with spare change.

"Hello sir, can you spare a...OUCH!" said the man, whose bad luck and tattered clothes only served to compound the shame of being struck yet again by the local Shifty Shekel Pebble Bandit.

by JoeStentorian November 02, 2023

shifty titties

When you pick up a girl with a great rack at a bar and when she bends over to show you the goods, her teeth fall out.

Damn, that girl almost had me. Should have known they were shifty titties.

by March 15, 2022

shifty's mouth

To tell a lie or tall story. Originates from Rush Green in Romford, Essex. Shifty is a well known exaggerator from that area, and the term "Shifty's mouth" or " to Shifty" has also been heard as far as Ramsgate in Kent, England.

He told me he was at the pictures last night, "Shifty's mouth", he was with me all last night.

by Couch Potato April 10, 2015