Shearing the sheep

Shaving or waxing a disgustingly large amount of pubic hair, often before one's wedding night. More common with fob Indian and Asian women.

What are you doing? I'm shearing the sheep, I'm getting married in 3 hours!

by TehOwner February 27, 2015

Shearning

Shearning is when you get kicked out of a nightclub for wetting yourself

“Oh no I’m Shearning”

by Filthy George October 17, 2019

sheep shearing

Purposely cutting a man's hair really badly to make him less attractive to others, in the hopes of discouraging cheating

WTF is up with Bob's terrible new haircut?

His fat girlfriend got paranoid of cheating so she gave him a thorough sheep shearing.

by szilfifa March 11, 2015

Sharing Air

When a person yawns and starts a chain reaction, thus "sharing air." Also to the point where you return the air and the person that first engaged in the act is now the reciever.

Steve: (Yawn)
Fred: (Yawn) Da(yawn)nm you shared air. (a form of sharing air)

by Gwens_Faith May 18, 2009

Sharkinglot

A parking lot that is full the majority of the time making several cars circle the isles to find an empty spot for an extended period of time much like sharks circle their prey
Cars=Sharks

Friend: "dude go park in lot C"
Me: "No way man thats a total Sharkinglot today"

Me: "Man, I can barely back outta my spot with all these sharks around"

by JamesPatrick June 3, 2011

Sharing Sweaters

Slang for "docking". The act of two men shoving the head of their dicks into each others foreskin while mutually masturbating.

I love sharing sweaters, it gets me so hot.

by sigoy December 5, 2012

Sharing the Sheep

"Sharing the sheep" is when one or more people are being super serious or stern about something, and two or more people keep looking at each other and trying not to laugh at them.

"Man, did you see how angry John was with us?"

"Yeah, we did well to keep Sharing the Sheep."

by JJamie March 1, 2014