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Sharpening The Blade

The process of hitting on a girl you'd like to fuck, but can't because you have a girlfriend. This technique allows you to stay sharp when said relationship is terminated.
Guy 1: Hey bro, I saw you going to lunch with that girl from accounting. You gonna smash that?

Guy 2: Nah, just Sharpening The Blade cause I won't cheat on my girlfriend.

Guy 1: You're a faggot.

Guy 2: I know.
by Tasty Gooch May 7, 2015
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SHARPnel

A mix between Sexual Harassment/Assault Response and Prevention (SHARP) and shrapnel.

1. When in the workplace, someone uses explicit, offensive sexual terminology or jokes loud enough to get everyone in the near vicinity reprimanded.

2. You are standing next to someone whom says something sexual near/to a coworker and you both get in trouble.
Person 1: Wow, he is such a cock-sucker. He could probably get more work done if he didn't have so much dick in his mouth.

Person 2: I'm going to walk away before I get caught in your SHARPnel.
by apapaewmowmow May 15, 2014
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sharpen your crayon

(1.) To masturbate into the back of your 60-pack crayola crayon box.
I'm going to sharpen your crayon...ONE HANDED!
by CLAIREDEANDESIREE August 15, 2007
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Sharpen

The common act of which a male by instinct checks out a female even if he does or does not find her attractive.
Man, she ain't even hot but you keep sharpening.
by LBOT January 7, 2011
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sharpened pencil

when i was young, I had my pencil sharpened.
by cmoorepuss April 20, 2004
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Sharpening the Pencil

When a guy inserts his penis into a girls tight pussy and fucks her until they both cum, making the guys penis sharp like a pencil. AKA- Sharpening his pencil.
Guy 1- hey how was your girl last night?
Guy 2- great! i was Sharpening The Pencil, if you know what i mean!
Guy 1- ah you're so lucky!
by BreeTiful1211 February 20, 2011
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sharpening

When the female sits on a cock and spins herself round on it, copying the motion of sharpening a pencil.
I went to Georges house to do some hardcore sharpening today
by Banter1235 March 15, 2014
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