pump session

Lifting weights in a vigorous fashion.

Friend - wanna go hang at the bar
Me - no bro I gotta pump session later

by ThotWalk48 June 27, 2014

hydration session

To have a drink usually a beer

Oi boys it’s time for a hydration session

by Hydration master December 28, 2018

Steam session

Masturbation

I just had a steam session before I came to school

by glyssin July 7, 2019

Session fiend

A person who enjoys the session so much they possess fiendish-like qualities.

My mate Graeme was up until 23:10 drinking orange juice and water, what an absolute session fiend.

by cheesgram May 24, 2019

matinee session

This is an Old School expression used to describe an afternoon of lovemaking or having sex or whatever you want to call it. A personal favourite.

Hey babe, would you like me to call around for a matinee session?

by EatMyWake April 20, 2018

jerk session

When you're sitting in front of your computer with PornHub open and prepare the jerk off during your porn session.

Can also be used to describe a few friends getting together to study, work or do some non-sexual group activity. The implication is that they are gay, in a funny way, therefore using the term "jerk session."

Tony: I have to call you back, I'm in the middle of a jerk session.

Michael: Hey guys, are you free later, I might come by?
Mat: Yes, what's on your mind I'm with Tom here.
Michael: I'm thinking we do a quick jerk session.

by Dakrisht August 1, 2016

Anal Session

When you and ur mommy and daddy give you permission to put your dick in someones asshole and post it to pornhub

Mom Get The Camera i am having an anal session with caroline and we will get paid big time!!!

by A Boi With an Ass August 25, 2020