sleever

an uncircumsized penis.

Damn, Kyle Jarve's parents must hate him, they left him with a sleever his whole life.

by kota April 25, 2006

isa server

Microsoft Internet Security and Acceleration Server 2000

1. (n) The world's hardest piece of software to install, configure, manage, and master.

2. A Web/Firewall/Proxy server by Micro$oft designed to piss you and other IT professionals off.

3. The biggest fucking, ass ramming, donkey raping, headache giving, piece of shit in the world.

Employees: I can't access the internet!
MIS Department: It's the ISA Server go blaim the ISA Server!
Employees: Is it that piece of shit acting up again?
MIS Department: Ja!
Employees: Hey guys! Why don't we take a break from work and get a couple of sledge hammers!

by nimbys_suck July 23, 2005

Server?

"Server" has many implication and definitions, once such definition is that of a game server which is a piece of hardware that allows for an instance of a game to be running. A server comes in many forms, some of which are dedication and ran as an individual piece of hardware, usually not having any displaying device and only utilising software to maximise the servers performance. Servers can also be ran by individuals that are not dedicated, these servers usually run parallel with a systems normal functions and hence generally are not very stable and do not provide insane amounts of stability for those connected. These servers are usually volatile and cease to run once power to the system has been relinquished.

You can also ask someone where a server is by simple putting their name and then the word server afterwards. You can also use other words to ask for a server such as "sulfur?" "server her" "Sir Vir?"

n8 Server??????

Yo n8 where tf are the servers?

When are the Servers going up?

by n8 Server? October 24, 2019

Dead server

A server that is no longer used by many people and instead only a few. dead servers typically have a lot of people in it but only have 3-4 active people. some dead servers turn into wastelands, where no one is even alive

Me and my friends use to talk all the time there but now it’s just a Dead Server

by Supermegapp69 March 7, 2021

no server november

A protest against 2b2t and the owner hausemaster started by a group of Minecraft players called the Book Club. No server November is an attempt to lag and shut down the server in retaliation to the Book Club being banned.

Steve: Why is the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft down?
Alex: It's no server November.

by Duck Eggs November 9, 2019

Server Rewrite

When AE promise to have the server rewritten 4 years ago, but it is at 99.9999999% for the last 2 years.

Player 1: Hey, when's the server rewrite going to come out?

Player 2: I wish I can say that it is real.

by Eatkins June 3, 2017

Server Valley

Server Valley is a generalized nickname for an area comprised of a large makeup of nearly continuous data centers in the midst of Northern Virginia. The coverage map of these close proximity data centers flows from Ashburn Virginia into Dulles/Sterling, Virginia. It’s most noticeable stretch, and what would be by most considered the “Valley”, is along the Ashburn Farm Parkway. Along this route, numerous data centers take on over 70 percent of all the worlds internet and have become the known central hub of nearly all the worlds internet and secured data storage.

The rapid expanse of Server Valley has become the 21st century's east coast counterpart to the 20th century's west coast Silicon Valley.

by Dictionary Experts May 4, 2018