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Serenity

She is the most adorable person on earth. You are lucky to have her in your life. I love her with all my heart.
Serenity is adorably cringy.
by Angel.Cake_fc June 6, 2018
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Social Security

A duh-weebish Administration within the U.S. government that is so incoherently ran that if NASA operated the way they do, ALL their shuttles would explode.
NASA may kill off 7 people now and then, but the Social Security Administration probably kills off 7 people every day.
by Downstrike May 31, 2004
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a system of fear tactics to keep the uninformed, ignorant, and resistant masses under the government's control. The System is divided into 5 risk levels; Severe, High, elevated, guarded, and low. its rarely Low because there is WMDs and "insurgents" in Iraq. It is really convenient to raise the alert before a political event where there may be protestors-I mean terrorists.
The Homeland Security Advisory System was raised to orange August 1, 2004 weeks before the GOP convention.
by Commie Bastard March 28, 2005
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(US GOVERNMENT) Agency in the Department of Homeland Security (DHS). Mostly a new entity, which is perhaps the single most conspicuous domestic policy failure of the US government since 2000.

The TSA's job is to inspect baggage carried on flights at 450 international airports in the USA. Implementing this mandate simply consisted of "federalizing" thousands of private-sector employees who had been woefully under-qualified. Initially, the DHS had been formed explicitly to break law enforcement unions (which contribute to fighting corruption in law enforcement, as well as protecting law enforcement officers' rights as employees). In the case of the TSA, this had disastrous consequences for the quality of air travel.
The Transportation Security Administration has one mission, namely, to check passengers and luggage at 450 international airports across the USA. It does not inspect freight or border entries; that is done by Customs and Border Protection. For this function, it employs 45,000 screeners under lousy conditions with awful pay. And it spends more doing this one thing than Sweden spends on its entire military.
by Primus Intra Pares June 19, 2010
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job security

Anything that may influence circumstances so that one may continue in one's current employment, regardless whether the job actually needs to be performed.
by Downstrike May 21, 2004
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Serenity

Serenity can be names and shops but it also has a special meaning. The meaning of Serenity mean “Calm”, “Emotional”, And “Caring”. This is very important if you are named Serenity cause it is very Unique (My Name is Unique.).
Kayla is very Serenity everyday.
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Store Security Agent

1. The personification of absolute divine* retribution.

*Superhuman; godlike.

2. The willing dispatchers of spilt beer can goblins, and those that have a bouncy walk.

3. Regulators,regulated.

4. Ones willing to grab nappy, smelly dreadlocks, to gain control of a thief, in order to regulate the theft of merchandise.

latin: absolutus talio-onis
1. Did you see that store security agent tackle that can goblin?


2. That store security agent just punched out that bouncy walking meth fiend.
by THE DCT November 10, 2004
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