pron. "SHYce-MYster"
The act of being made, through no fault of one's own, the third wheel. Usually committed by a couple, especially a Couple Monster, the individual being scheissmeistered is then left in a moment similar to an awkward turtle. Often the only method by which to escape a scheissmeister is to defecate in one's pants (or lederhosen), thus claiming immunity from the shituation.
The act of being made, through no fault of one's own, the third wheel. Usually committed by a couple, especially a Couple Monster, the individual being scheissmeistered is then left in a moment similar to an awkward turtle. Often the only method by which to escape a scheissmeister is to defecate in one's pants (or lederhosen), thus claiming immunity from the shituation.
"Dude today at Six Flags I was standing with the group in line for the Superman, but then Charles and Fatima cut up and totally scheissmeistered me."
"Whoa, look at Claire- she is getting COMPLETELY scheissmeistered. Look at the stain she's making in her unterhosen!"
"Whoa, look at Claire- she is getting COMPLETELY scheissmeistered. Look at the stain she's making in her unterhosen!"
by Der Shitchen January 3, 2009
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Person 1: Got any laxitives?
Person 2: Scheidhauer brand. How bout them?
Person 1: No thanks those taste like crap.
Person 2: That's cuz they are.
Person 2: Scheidhauer brand. How bout them?
Person 1: No thanks those taste like crap.
Person 2: That's cuz they are.
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by concert lighter March 17, 2005
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Don't listen to that Scheiman, his charities usually just raise awareness about necro-pedophiliac rights.
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