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Scottish Typewriter

A sexual act in which the male dips his hairy nuts into a jar of ink. After his nutsack is darkened with ink, he proceeds to smack them against a woman's breasts, attempting to form letters and perhaps even words.
Susan: Hey Tracy, what's that you've got on your chest? That looks like a pretty big bruise!

Tracy: Not quite, Mike got me with the Scottish Typewriter last night.
by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 26, 2009
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Scottish Kiss

Alternate name for a Headbutt. When you strike another person in the face with your forehead.
Johnny gave Bob a Scottish Kiss after Bob pinched Johnny's girlfriend on the arse.
by AmeriCanadian February 6, 2007
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scottie

Ugh, did you run out of tp and just s*** in the can? It's full of scottie.
by stellabee13 December 11, 2018
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Scottish underwear

Commando; no underwear. Originating from the ancient tradition of wearing nothing under your kilt.
"I'm wearing scottish underwear today; I love the nice breeze"
by Sweet D. April 8, 2008
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scottish coffee filter

An alternative to tea bagging in online games. It involves pantomiming the act of defecating into the mouths of your fallen foes, while describing the event in detail over voice-chat.
"Yo man, why you grimacing? You gettin' tea bagged in Halo?"
"Worse! I'm getting the scottish coffee filter!"
by Ravenpoe April 22, 2009
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scottism

A form of attention deficit disorder in which the afflicted individual must turn trivial and often mundane everyday events into gambling opportunities, often at significant financial cost to friends and work colleagues. The affliction is permanent. Etymology derived from obscure Australian journalist.
When David suggested that his workmates contribute $25 each to run a book on which window of his Subaru Forrester would get rained on first, they told him they were tired of his Scottism
by Hawkers October 26, 2006
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scottish twins

Twins that are 18 months apart in birth, scott-irish twins are 18 months apart too.
We are not Irish twins, but scottish twins, we are 18 months apart in birth. We gave mum a break:)
by SealTeamwon June 2, 2018
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