A sexual act in which the male dips his hairy nuts into a jar of ink. After his nutsack is darkened with ink, he proceeds to smack them against a woman's breasts, attempting to form letters and perhaps even words.
Susan: Hey Tracy, what's that you've got on your chest? That looks like a pretty big bruise!
Tracy: Not quite, Mike got me with the Scottish Typewriter last night.
Tracy: Not quite, Mike got me with the Scottish Typewriter last night.
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"Yo man, why you grimacing? You gettin' tea bagged in Halo?"
"Worse! I'm getting the scottish coffee filter!"
"Worse! I'm getting the scottish coffee filter!"
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When David suggested that his workmates contribute $25 each to run a book on which window of his Subaru Forrester would get rained on first, they told him they were tired of his Scottism
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