Schrodinger's Underwear is a trans-game, a perpetual tease, amounting to holding up a cardboard box, waving it around, and saying in a loud voice,
"Guess what kind of genitals are in this box that I'm waving around!"
and
"As long as you're looking at this box, I have the power to keep you fascinated by flaunting my genital and gender ambiguity;
once my actual genitalia and gender are known, I lose all my power;
so please keep looking at this box and guessing, and keep giving me power to confuse you!"
The idea is to confuse the straight man enough to WIN.
Hard game endings include:
In Boys Don't Cry, the FTM heroine is forced to admit, in a post-rape exam, that she does in fact have a vagina.
This is clearly a major emotional loss for her, as she sobs.
In the Trap game, the MTF transvestite leads a straight man on, typically with alcohol and flirting, to think that heterosexual sex is upcoming.
When the (unambiguously male) male genitalia are revealed, it's a trans-win,
as the straight male must go through with the sex, resulting in an identity degradation to "sexually confused homosexual sex-maniac," or be massively frustrated and upset, resulting in murder. This, from the view of the Compulsive Murder-Suicide Ideation (#CMSI) is a win, as now the straight man has been drawn into the miasmic ambiance, and fulfilled the trans desire for the male self to be killed, so that the female self might live.
"Guess what kind of genitals are in this box that I'm waving around!"
and
"As long as you're looking at this box, I have the power to keep you fascinated by flaunting my genital and gender ambiguity;
once my actual genitalia and gender are known, I lose all my power;
so please keep looking at this box and guessing, and keep giving me power to confuse you!"
The idea is to confuse the straight man enough to WIN.
Hard game endings include:
In Boys Don't Cry, the FTM heroine is forced to admit, in a post-rape exam, that she does in fact have a vagina.
This is clearly a major emotional loss for her, as she sobs.
In the Trap game, the MTF transvestite leads a straight man on, typically with alcohol and flirting, to think that heterosexual sex is upcoming.
When the (unambiguously male) male genitalia are revealed, it's a trans-win,
as the straight male must go through with the sex, resulting in an identity degradation to "sexually confused homosexual sex-maniac," or be massively frustrated and upset, resulting in murder. This, from the view of the Compulsive Murder-Suicide Ideation (#CMSI) is a win, as now the straight man has been drawn into the miasmic ambiance, and fulfilled the trans desire for the male self to be killed, so that the female self might live.
When a professional operative (a man who has made a career of invading women's gyms, claiming discrimination, and winning law-suits) walks into woman's changing room in a conservative area, and there are different stories about whether male equipment was flashed -- the man claiming to have had surgery removing his male genitalia, woman in the changing room denying this, and the conflicting journalistic reports are never resolved, we have a clear case of the #Schrodinger's Underwear dynamic.
The characteristic emotional dynamic is the disingenuous cry, blending exhibitionism and modesty: "Why is everyone so fascinated by my mystery-genitals which are completely covered in this box/underwear/outfit that I'm waving around?"
The characteristic emotional dynamic is the disingenuous cry, blending exhibitionism and modesty: "Why is everyone so fascinated by my mystery-genitals which are completely covered in this box/underwear/outfit that I'm waving around?"
by Didaskalos April 27, 2023
Get the Schrodinger's Underwearmug. When you want to stop scrolling through posts but you need to know whether the next post is good or not. This in turn leaves you wondering “Will the next League of Legends tier list reel actually be morally passable?”
Rational human being: You’ve been looking at Hustler’s University ads all day, have a break.
Monkey brain sigma: Nah I need to know if the next post is good, or I will spiral into Schrodinger’s post.
Monkey brain sigma: Nah I need to know if the next post is good, or I will spiral into Schrodinger’s post.
by Somedudewithtoomuchsparetime January 25, 2023
Get the Schrodinger’s postmug. You know that guy Roger? He's a Schrodinger's asshat, his head is so far up Jerry's ass, yet he denies it
by Åzüre March 13, 2023
Get the Schrodinger's asshatmug. When you have leftovers in the fridge for a while and you're not sure if they're still good but you don't want to check.
by KyojinJaeger January 27, 2020
Get the Schrodinger's leftoversmug. Guy 1: Wow look at her, I'd like to go with her to bed!
Guy 2: Watch out man, remember: Schrodinger's Cock.
Guy 1: Oh, right.
Guy 2: Watch out man, remember: Schrodinger's Cock.
Guy 1: Oh, right.
by Klunsgod April 17, 2017
Get the Schrodinger's Cockmug. The nude pictures saved on your phone that you don’t remember if you deleted or not when you lend your phone to someone else.
P1: “Hey, can I borrow your phone?”
P2: “Yeah, here.”
P2: “WAIT!” *takes phone back*
P1: “Dude, wtf?”
P2: “ Schrodinger’s nudes. Sorry.”
P2: “Yeah, here.”
P2: “WAIT!” *takes phone back*
P1: “Dude, wtf?”
P2: “ Schrodinger’s nudes. Sorry.”
by TheFancySquid May 3, 2021
Get the Schrodinger’s Nudesmug. Schrodinger's Blogger is a term used to describe self-styled journalists who uphold little/no standards of journalistic rigour or integrity, only to declare themselves bloggers upon being challenged on their lack of professionalism.
Commenter - "With even the most basic fact-checking, you can dismiss 90% of this article. Shoddy journalism."
Schrodinger's Blogger - "This was just a blog post about my personal views on the matter."
Commenter - "You're Schrodinger's Blogger."
Schrodinger's Blogger - "This was just a blog post about my personal views on the matter."
Commenter - "You're Schrodinger's Blogger."
by Ste V B May 1, 2015
Get the schrodinger's bloggermug.