schmogerty

Has the qualities of being a great, fun dance-rock song.

"This song is just not schmogerty enough for my tastes."

by DudeWhoLikesTodd October 23, 2011

schlonghand

The long hand of a short hand acronym, spelt phonetically

Ell oh Ell = lol

bee tea double you = btw

by Albear June 7, 2005

schmangler

A person male or female, who likes to give oral sex for caca

The girl that I met at the bar, was a toal schmangler

by robocop turd January 24, 2009

Schlongohaulic

When a woman (or a man) has an addiction to shlong(s) (penis).

"I was getting my schlong sucked by some woman I just met at the public health department." "She would not let go of me until I dropped every drop of my spunk at the back of her throat." "Her four children were constantly asking their mother why they coulden't turn around and see what she was doing. She was clearly a Schlongohaulic."

by deadhorsey January 25, 2010

Schlongsicle

Getting a boner in freezing cold environments.

Bob: "It's snowing today and I popped a schlongsicle when this hot chick sat next to me."

Ted: "You need to get laid."

by Satan's Clown Car May 28, 2010

Schlongulitus

Cousin to the syndrome known as Dongulitus. Schlongulitus is characterized by the subject's resemblance of a schlong.

Did you see that shirt Brooks was wearing? You would think he had schlongulitus.

I really hope they don't have schlongulitus.

by Quadra-Dong November 22, 2010

schmoggle

Schmoggle is another name for a tuxedo cat.

Woh man, look at that Schmoggle over there. He's all dressed up and nowhere to go.

by redweaseldgi July 24, 2011