Schmager

A sledder or ski bum. Usually from one province over and is a complete douche bag.
(pronounced: Sch-may-ger ..similar to smegma)

"You know it's winter when the town starts filling with schmagers."
"These fucking schmagers are dick cheesing all over our fresh powder!"
"Go back to Alberta! Fucking schmager."

by grosse_helga November 12, 2011

schmagel

Some one who knows they're crazy and tells them they're nuts.

A Schmagel would seek better working conditions for proto-Morlocks and protection of worker rights, but would summon the Uber-Morlocks to explain their theory.

by The Professor and nice boy February 7, 2014

schmute

Someone who is really cute, in a really cute way.

That guy is well schmute

by harleysmith September 11, 2014

schmaged

To have sex in the basement, while your friend watches tv with your mom.

Last Friday we Schmaged; Ben had a great time.

by Depauwty69 December 20, 2015

schmamed

When things were crammed together Without care

My closet is all schmamed

by Literal3 July 8, 2016

shmate

just another way of sayin mate

what's up shmate

by dcfvghjkl; June 30, 2016

Schmader

A stank bitch who has no clit, trafficks Mexican drug mules and drinks too much.

"Her clit was so crusty, it fell off and she become a Schmader.

by AkinaLove September 14, 2017