Schlampemann

German for "A heroically slutty man".

I'm so ugly that, if it weren't for Schlampemann, I wouldn't have gotten play for 2 full years!!!

by Toni Mac August 5, 2007

schlomping

The act of sitting on the toilet and masterbating while simultaneously defecating.

The aim of the participant is to reach point of ejaculation at the same point in time that the faeces are exiting the anus which will supposedly result in a higher amount of pleasure being experienced than with a conventional orgasm.

"That guy's a total weirdo - I heard he's into schlomping."

by IncognitoD July 5, 2009

schlumpy

unwillingness to move
exhausted, without will
the height of laziness
sleepy

Bob appeared schlumpy as he slouched on the couch.

by Silly Sue October 2, 2009

Schlop

The sound which is made when a very wet substance hits a durable surface at force. This sound would be most commonly heard when an extremely wet turd departs from your anus and hits the surface of the water at speed.

Bill: "I had an extremely wet turd this morning"
Henry: "Did it make a Schlop?"
Bill: "Yes, my arse is still moist"

by Nerd. December 31, 2007

Schlompticox

The sound that comes out of a zebra's butt.

"Did you hear that schlompticox at the zebra exhibit?

by Derp Derpinson July 14, 2014

schloomp

1) The mating call of the legendary sex plunger

*schloomp*....*schloomp*..........*schlooooomp*

by ::Odd:: May 30, 2005

schlumpty

Anyone of complete and total ineptitude, if it involves the simplest of tasks it will be fucked up. Someone who does not have there shit together in the remotest sense

" That motherfucker is the schlumptiest schlumpty known to man, he could'nt find his ass with a GPS and a personal assistant!! "

by Cosmo Romeo August 6, 2006